Random Thought Thread

Kemosabe!!!

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"I should just kick this guy's ass..."
 
fonedork said:
You know a dude named Tanto?
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No, but I know a Tonto joke:

Man boards a flight and takes his seat. As he settles in his seat, he sees a gorgeous gal sitting next to his. Eager to start a conversation, he blurts out, "business trip or vacation?" She turns, smile and says, "business. I'm going to the Annual Sexual Studies Convention in Seattle". Struggling to maintain his composure, he asks, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responds. "I use my extensive research to share interesting facts about men's prowesses related to different ethnic groups. ". "For instance, Native Americans are the most passionate, while Jewish men are the most likely to satisfy their woman. And in terms of endurance, it's the southern folks." Suddenly, she becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name." The man replies, "um, Tonto, Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."

#melissabackwoods ;)
 
When I was a teenager I was getting stoned down at the end of that long pier in Panama City Beach, and this old guy came out of the guard's office and started telling me and my friend about how he was a clown, and showed us pictures of himself in clown makeup and it kind of freaked me out but I played it cool.
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fonedork said:
When I was a teenager I was getting stoned down at the end of that long pier in Panama City Beach, and this old guy came out of the guard's office and started telling me and my friend about how he was a clown, and showed us pictures of himself in clown makeup and it kind of freaked me out but I played it cool.
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I've never been scared of clowns.... but a random old guy showing me pics of him as a clown might have checked a few punch him in the balls and run boxes lol
 
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