Random Thought Thread

Don’t make me go find my socks assholes 😂
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"What are you, a proctologist socktologist?"



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Okay this is how much I love all of you...


Crawled on my stomach down hallway (f yes didn't spill my beer) ....

Located snoring wife.... avoided detection .... mall ninja rolled to sock drawer..... wife quit snoring.... high alert...... played dead on floor for 2 minutes... much like a bear attack... wife continued snoring....... quietly missioned impossible sock drawer open....

Grabbed these fine mofos

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Now must take off because I feel dirty wearing socks at home after work ....lol


Wife will question socks left in random places in morning.....accompanied by beer cans......


Remember I did this for all of you.....
 
Okay this is how much I love all of you...


Crawled on my stomach down hallway (f yes didn't spill my beer) ....

Located snoring wife.... avoided detection .... mall ninja rolled to sock drawer..... wife quit snoring.... high alert...... played dead on floor for 2 minutes... much like a bear attack... wife continued snoring....... quietly missioned impossible sock drawer open....

Grabbed these fine mofos

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Now must take off because I feel dirty wearing socks at home after work ....lol


Wife will question socks left in random places in morning.....accompanied by beer cans......


Remember I did this for all of you.....
Imagining of all of this......Yoko, you win!!!!!
#missionimpossible
 
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