Random Thought Thread

[yoko]

Time out for you.

I guess you don't have to send that dollar hahahahaha

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

I'm traumatized...

...not sure I can recover.

 

[SwarthyGnome]

I dont sleep with it under my pillow, just above it wedged inbetween the mattress and wall. Been sleepin better.
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The Shiv2.0 is gonna be awesome. Every day I wait for it.

 

[dericdesmond]

Yes! It will be one of the greatest days of our lives.

 

[dericdesmond]

Cant imagine what this would be if I had fast internet

 

[bluemax_1]

FedEx sucks.

Box clearly marked with large "Fragile:Liquid" stickers, and the box looks like it was used for Football field goal practice .

Surprisingly, the glass bottles inside, survived intact.

 

[ironwagon]

Our UPS guy seems to be dyslexic. Our neighbor with 223 gets our packages sometimes, which is 233.
(No offense meant, just sharing that the packages get mixed up often.)

 

[bluemax_1]

Ugh. Delayed dbl tap

 

[carnifex knifeworks]

Deja vu lol

 

[bluemax_1]

Our UPS guy is dyslexic. Our neighbor with 223 gets our packages sometimes, which is 233.

Our UPS guy is good. Half the Amazon drivers appear to be dyslexic, though.

Put one of those BIG reflective house number signs up (as did my neighbor). STILL get misdelivered packages for each other (with the photo of the package delivered to the incorrect house number, clearly visible in the photo ).

I'm assuming they're just going by the GPS saying, "You have arrived, and not even bothering to look at the number on the package and the giant numbers by the door.

 

[carnifex knifeworks]

Hope FedEx doesn't trash the package I have coming. Got a thermal monocular for my b-day. Should help with night hunting some problem animals.....if FedEx doesn't break it first.

 

[Blues]

The amazon guy that came to the house yesterday was the skinniest human being I have ever seen. I was shocked that he could carry the box. Even my wife was like "did you see that guy". Spindly would be grossly overweight next to him...his arms and legs were toothpicks.

Honestly, I can't even describe him accurately.

 

[bluemax_1]

The amazon guy that came to the house yesterday was the skinniest human being I have ever seen. I was shocked that he could carry the box. Even my wife was like "did you see that guy". Spindly would be grossly overweight next to him...his arms and legs were toothpicks.

Honestly, I can't even describe him accurately.

Less weight, saves on fuel

 

[carnifex knifeworks]

Less weight, saves on fuel

They're using those electric delivery vans out here now

 

[Blues]

I've seen stick figures that weighed more on paper...

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Got a thermal monocular for my b-day.

 

[Murphjd25]

Guys am I missing some kind of a cruel joke? Who’s this tanto guy?

 

[Blues]

Guys am I missing some kind of a cruel joke? Who’s this tanto guy?

I had backtracked him to a prison in Croatia but lost the trail after a dramatic escape.

 

[Grenock]

Guys am I missing some kind of a cruel joke? Who’s this tanto guy?

He and his brother are derelict, crackhead tweekers that are on work release from the regional jail outside Mooresville. Nathan was approached to get involved in the program by the jail's superintendent. The whole learn a trade for when you get out and are rehabilitated horseshit that never works. Anyway, from what I hear from Jo, they have been nothing but a problem around the shop and the two of them have basically kept Nathan and Mark drunk since starting there, not that those two needed much help falling off that wagon. Apparently now, they are stealing and defacing CPK product as well. I don't know man, CPK might be circling the drain if Jo can't pull off some Wonder Woman shit and straighten these assholes out. She'll need to do something with the Quantavious brothers as well at some point.

 

[Murphjd25]

He and his brother are derelict, crackhead tweekers that are on work release from the regional jail outside Mooresville. Nathan was approached to get involved in the program by the jail's superintendent. The whole learn a trade for when you get out and are rehabilitated horseshit that never works. Anyway, from what I hear from Jo, they have been nothing but a problem around the shop and the two of them have basically kept Nathan and Mark drunk since starting there, not that those two needed much help falling off that wagon. Apparently now, they are stealing and defacing CPK product as well. I don't know man, CPK might be circling the drain if Jo can't pull off some Wonder Woman shit and straighten these assholes out. She'll need to do something with the Quantavious brothers as well at some point.

That’s wild.