Random Thought Thread

[Lorien]

I miss the real Dave. That dude they replaced him with is kind of a dumb ass.

I agree. He used to punch up, now he punches down

 

[clinton1]

@Finedirk made a subtle one starring a white peanut.

Haha......white peanut ......

 

[Murphjd25]

Shotgun seems like the best idea

 

[EMCEE]

Shotgun seems like the best idea

Nah, we got this. The Hawks went down so the Dawgs don’t have to.

 

[EMCEE]

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

New York, New York, the city of dreams, Everything in New York ain't always what it seems.

 

[clinton1]

Now you're in New York!
These streets will make you feel brand-new,
Big lights will inspire you

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

 

[StoneAndSteel]

I f-ing love this thread! Seriously, I am mostly a lurker, but you guys make me laugh all the time.

edited: because I'm retarded

 

[carnifex knifeworks]

I f-ing love this thread! Seriously, I am mostly a lurker, but you guys laugh all the time.

How do you know we're laughing?!? This damn place is bugged!

 

[clinton1]

Sorry, Tim.... I had the wrong "New York inspired" song.....
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[Murphjd25]

Yup shotgun.

 

[StoneAndSteel]

How do you know we're laughing?!? This damn place is bugged!

Please note my edit.

 

[carnifex knifeworks]

Yup shotgun.

If it's an LED screen, I'm pretty sure a nerf football thrown with a moderate amount of force will do the trick; dead tv. No reason to waste buckshot.

 

[carnifex knifeworks]

Please note my edit.

A likely story FED!

 

[Pàdruig]

We’re not leaving until Saturday so I’ll still work a few outages. Momma needs a new pair of shoes. Daddy needs a new knaf.

I think you mistyped. No worries, bro, I fixed it for you. You can thank me later.

 

[Murphjd25]

Can you guys give me and Michael some space? Please?

 

[EMCEE]

I think you mistyped. No worries, bro, I fixed it for you. You can thank me later.

Shhhhhhh. Be vewy, vewy quiet. We’re hunting wabbits.

 

[dtmbinb]

After dinner tonight, I decided to sharpen some knives on the kitchen island. My fiancee called in from the family room and asked what I was doing. I replied, "I'm stropping my DEK." She came running into the kitchen with a perplexed look on her face. Apparently, she thought I said, "I'm stroking my d/*k." I haven't laughed that hard out loud in some time.

 

[EMCEE]

Can you guys give me and Michael some space? Please?

Well Josh, I’d say there’s always next year but that ain’t how it works in college ball. #2 ain’t bad, though. At least we won the last Apple Cup.