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Mark's famous little lava pumpkins

These are so much hotter than a grocery store habanero. I point that out because some people who have had grocery store habaneros think they understand what a habanero is.


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Anyway it occurs to me that some of these look dangerously similar to a cherry tomato. Which, has the potential to really ruin somebody's salad.

Red Savina habanero will change your life. They're hot enough to get you high, and the flavor is phenomenal, best tasting pepper out there.
 
"The Red Savina chili held the record as the hottest chili in the world according to the Guinness World Records from 1994-2006".

They're hot folks, not gonna lie, but compared to the hot peppers of today this is basically baby food. Pepper "X" is 10 times hotter, these are still "food". It takes a few to get used to the heat, and I swear after I ate my first one I was cussing out Mark and swore to never eat them again but they're addictive man.
 
He's got one bar of LTE. It's the worst cell phone connection you can imagine, but it's at his house he doesn't have to climb up some mountain to get reception like some people are having to.

He can hear me okay but I'm not catching a whole lot of what he says

But the long and short of it is, they've had power this entire time because of his generator, they have food in the freezer, water and he even has direct satellite TV so he's got TV to watch if he wants.

So he's fine. He has the basic creature comforts.

He's bored though. I think he misses the forum. I know I would.

Apparently his woods are wrecked pretty bad which he's pretty sad about. They were nice and now they're "ruined", which really sucks. I partially lost a tree that I liked a lot and I'm sad about it, I can't imagine losing lots of them.

He is no longer trapped they're actually able to get out of there now if they need to. So if he runs out of fuel or otherwise feels the need to get out of town, he can always head out here to the compound where I can put him to work telling his stories and woes to a unicorn we keep here to generate the unicorn tears we need for our heat treat process.
 
Nathan the Machinist said:
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Mark's famous little lava pumpkins

These are so much hotter than a grocery store habanero. I point that out because some people who have had grocery store habaneros think they understand what a habanero is.


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Anyway it occurs to me that some of these look dangerously similar to a cherry tomato. Which, has the potential to really ruin somebody's salad.

Red Savina habanero will change your life. They're hot enough to get you high, and the flavor is phenomenal, best tasting pepper out there.
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My mate recently learned how hot a habanero can be. I stuffed 20 into a small sauce bottle batch.
I’ll keep an eye out for red Savina seeds.
 
Hatchet_Jack said:
My mate recently learned how hot a habanero can be. I stuffed 20 into a small sauce bottle batch.
I’ll keep an eye out for red Savina seeds.
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The Red Savina can hit upwards of 600,000 scoville (more heat in one pepper than an entire bag of proper hot jalapenos) and I believe the peppers he grew a couple years ago out of his garden were up there. They were absolutely insane and we even had Trinidad scorpion peppers ghost peppers and Carolina reapers to compare them to. This year's are still pretty dang hot but not as hot as they were a few years ago.

I won't eat the Carolina reaper again. I didn't like it.
 
Nathan the Machinist said:
The Red Savina can hit upwards of 600,000 scoville (more heat in one pepper than an entire bag of proper hot jalapenos) and I believe the peppers he grew a couple years ago out of his garden were up there. They were absolutely insane and we even had Trinidad scorpion peppers ghost peppers and Carolina reapers to compare them to. This year's are still pretty dang hot but not as hot as they were a few years ago.

I won't eat the Carolina reaper again. I didn't like it.
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I’ve had my experience with Carolina reapers, once bitten a lifetime shy!
 
Literally just now

"What are the peppers on this plant. They look funny" -nate

"I don't know they weren't labeled they were on the discount rack" -mark

"Let's try it" -nate

We tried the scorpion tail and it wasn't that bad.

Then we cut out a chunk of the flesh and ate it

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That my friends is a goddamned Carolina reaper

Fuck!

We're both suffering from just that little piece

I don't even know where to safely throw it away

Evil nasty ass pepper. Should not exist.

It has been almost 15 minutes and I'm still suffering.
 
There are parts of my tongue and roof of my mouth that are literally numb and my whole mouth is raw. From that little piece of fresh reaper pepper

Why does this exist

And what the hell is wrong with Mark Scrimgeour that he eats these damned things.
 
Nathan the Machinist said:
There are parts of my tongue and roof of my mouth that are literally numb and my whole mouth is raw. From that little piece of fresh reaper pepper

Why does this exist

And what the hell is wrong with Mark Scrimgeour that he eats these damned things.
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