Random Thought Thread

Wow, that hat. That head!

Very glad you're still kicking about. Hope you heal quickly and well.


Some day I'll have to tell the story of a relative who broke her ankle with a tree cut gone wrong and drove herself to the emergency room in a stick-shift.
I knew a guy who worked as a bouncer. Got stabbed in the back in a bar scuffle, then drove himself to the ER. He had to lean forward because the knife was still in his back 😮

Said he got quite the reaction when he went up to the desk and they asked, ā€œCan I help you?ā€, and he turned, pointed at his back and calmly said, ā€œYeah, maybe someone could help me with this?ā€ šŸ˜‚
 
A sudden fear of watery plight,
A sudden, urgent, fearful flight.
It does not come the solid way,
But as A sudden, liquid disarray.

The stomach churns, the gut does ache,
Wtf did i eat, for goodness sake?
You race for the relief you crave,
To a porcelain, watery grave.

Not a neat and solid, planned-out stack,
But a sudden, sloppy, liquid track.
A messy, startling, unplanned puddle
The details I'll just leave all muddled.

Hey guys guess what I'm doing right now
 
I knew a guy who worked as a bouncer. Got stabbed in the back in a bar scuffle, then drove himself to the ER. He had to lean forward because the knife was still in his back 😮

Said he got quite the reaction when he went up to the desk and they asked, ā€œCan I help you?ā€, and he turned, pointed at his back and calmly said, ā€œYeah, maybe someone could help me with this?ā€ šŸ˜‚
Effing legend
 
I’ve got a week of healing under my belt and I’m getting a little better each day. I am going in to see about getting my stitches removed on Friday. View attachment 3017676My wife went back to the scene to take a video and show me what happened, and recover my gear. It seems like it was pretty much just a wrong place, wrong time situation. She located the limb and it had a good bit of rot where it broke off. It wasn’t really involved in the work I had been doing but was probably disturbed just enough by the happenings around it. View attachment 3017679View attachment 3017682View attachment 3017685
Holy cow dude!

Heal well!
 
So it’s coming up right at a month since I got the 3yo’s dirt bike. I am still waiting on that last part before I can start putting it back together.

I’m gonna be honest, I have no idea where to start when I walk by this.


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Well, once you move those 3 distractions out of view, I bet the build goes quickly and smoothly🤣
 
So it’s coming up right at a month since I got the 3yo’s dirt bike. I am still waiting on that last part before I can start putting it back together.

I’m gonna be honest, I have no idea where to start when I walk by this.


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That's easy. You start by sending me that sdfk. You'll feel better. Trust me.
 
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Wasn't Doc Holliday trying to insult Johnny Ringo by telling him he wasn't a daisy? Weren't daisies symbolic of strength and high quality, at the time?

I'd try to provide an explanation for what I thought it meant, "but my hypocrisy only goes so far".

I stand corrected.


M Mendoman

Seems you're an oak a daisy after all.
 
I’ve got a week of healing under my belt and I’m getting a little better each day. I am going in to see about getting my stitches removed on Friday. View attachment 3017676My wife went back to the scene to take a video and show me what happened, and recover my gear. It seems like it was pretty much just a wrong place, wrong time situation. She located the limb and it had a good bit of rot where it broke off. It wasn’t really involved in the work I had been doing but was probably disturbed just enough by the happenings around it. View attachment 3017679View attachment 3017682View attachment 3017685
Please get your neck vertebrae checked out !
 
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