Random Thought Thread

[Blues]

Hang in there brother...you ain't no daisy...you're no daisy at all.

 

[bluemax_1]

Wow, that hat. That head!

Very glad you're still kicking about. Hope you heal quickly and well.


Some day I'll have to tell the story of a relative who broke her ankle with a tree cut gone wrong and drove herself to the emergency room in a stick-shift.

I knew a guy who worked as a bouncer. Got stabbed in the back in a bar scuffle, then drove himself to the ER. He had to lean forward because the knife was still in his back

Said he got quite the reaction when he went up to the desk and they asked, “Can I help you?”, and he turned, pointed at his back and calmly said, “Yeah, maybe someone could help me with this?”

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

A sudden fear of watery plight,
A sudden, urgent, fearful flight.
It does not come the solid way,
But as A sudden, liquid disarray.

The stomach churns, the gut does ache,
Wtf did i eat, for goodness sake?
You race for the relief you crave,
To a porcelain, watery grave.

Not a neat and solid, planned-out stack,
But a sudden, sloppy, liquid track.
A messy, startling, unplanned puddle
The details I'll just leave all muddled.

Hey guys guess what I'm doing right now

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

I knew a guy who worked as a bouncer. Got stabbed in the back in a bar scuffle, then drove himself to the ER. He had to lean forward because the knife was still in his back

Said he got quite the reaction when he went up to the desk and they asked, “Can I help you?”, and he turned, pointed at his back and calmly said, “Yeah, maybe someone could help me with this?”

Effing legend