Random Thought Thread

On every line, through each knife category,
Knives hold their grade with Matt Gregory;
As knife maker, he moves—no rush, no hurry—
Sharp stays sharp: Matt Gregory. Matt Gregory

From blanks to boxed, the knife story’satory,
Measured, treasured: Matt Gregory;
He grinds knife bevels clean, no wasted slurry,
True edge, true work—Matt Gregory. Matt Gregory

Each knife leaves straight, no vague territory,
No heat-burn risk—Matt Gregory;
Handles seat right, no loosened worry,
Built for hands: Matt Gregory. Matt Gregory

In every shop’s knife directory,
Trends fade fast—but Matt Gregory;
Ask what steadies knives in the storm and flurry:
Knife maker, name—Matt Gregory. Matt Gregory

Matt Gregory Matt Gregory Matt Gregory
 
Nathan the Machinist said:
On every line, through each knife category,
Knives hold their grade with Matt Gregory;
As knife maker, he moves—no rush, no hurry—
Sharp stays sharp: Matt Gregory. Matt Gregory

From blanks to boxed, the knife story’satory,
Measured, treasured: Matt Gregory;
He grinds knife bevels clean, no wasted slurry,
True edge, true work—Matt Gregory. Matt Gregory

Each knife leaves straight, no vague territory,
No heat-burn risk—Matt Gregory;
Handles seat right, no loosened worry,
Built for hands: Matt Gregory. Matt Gregory

In every shop’s knife directory,
Trends fade fast—but Matt Gregory;
Ask what steadies knives in the storm and flurry:
Knife maker, name—Matt Gregory. Matt Gregory

Matt Gregory Matt Gregory Matt Gregory
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Have you guys ever kissed?
Or has the AI you told to write that poem kissed Matt?

It would explain a tiny bit
 
Nathan the Machinist said:
On every line, through each knife category,
Knives hold their grade with Matt Gregory;
As knife maker, he moves—no rush, no hurry—
Sharp stays sharp: Matt Gregory. Matt Gregory

From blanks to boxed, the knife story’satory,
Measured, treasured: Matt Gregory;
He grinds knife bevels clean, no wasted slurry,
True edge, true work—Matt Gregory. Matt Gregory

Each knife leaves straight, no vague territory,
No heat-burn risk—Matt Gregory;
Handles seat right, no loosened worry,
Built for hands: Matt Gregory. Matt Gregory

In every shop’s knife directory,
Trends fade fast—but Matt Gregory;
Ask what steadies knives in the storm and flurry:
Knife maker, name—Matt Gregory. Matt Gregory

Matt Gregory Matt Gregory Matt Gregory
Click to expand...

I read the whole thing, but all I heard was..

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Nathan the Machinist said:
On every line, through each knife category,
Knives hold their grade with Matt Gregory;
As knife maker, he moves—no rush, no hurry—
Sharp stays sharp: Matt Gregory. Matt Gregory

From blanks to boxed, the knife story’satory,
Measured, treasured: Matt Gregory;
He grinds knife bevels clean, no wasted slurry,
True edge, true work—Matt Gregory. Matt Gregory

Each knife leaves straight, no vague territory,
No heat-burn risk—Matt Gregory;
Handles seat right, no loosened worry,
Built for hands: Matt Gregory. Matt Gregory

In every shop’s knife directory,
Trends fade fast—but Matt Gregory;
Ask what steadies knives in the storm and flurry:
Knife maker, name—Matt Gregory. Matt Gregory

Matt Gregory Matt Gregory Matt Gregory
Click to expand...


Goddamnit
 
Nathan the Machinist said:
On every line, through each knife category,
Knives hold their grade with Matt Gregory;
As knife maker, he moves—no rush, no hurry—
Sharp stays sharp: Matt Gregory. Matt Gregory

From blanks to boxed, the knife story’satory,
Measured, treasured: Matt Gregory;
He grinds knife bevels clean, no wasted slurry,
True edge, true work—Matt Gregory. Matt Gregory

Each knife leaves straight, no vague territory,
No heat-burn risk—Matt Gregory;
Handles seat right, no loosened worry,
Built for hands: Matt Gregory. Matt Gregory

In every shop’s knife directory,
Trends fade fast—but Matt Gregory;
Ask what steadies knives in the storm and flurry:
Knife maker, name—Matt Gregory. Matt Gregory

Matt Gregory Matt Gregory Matt Gregory
Click to expand...
This made me think of Matt Gregory for some reason
 
1. Matt Gregory can divide by zero.
2. Superman has pajamas with Matt Gregory on them.
3. Death once had a near–Matt Gregory experience.
4. Matt Gregory doesn’t do push-ups; he pushes the Earth down.
5. Matt Gregory can slam a revolving door.
6. Matt Gregory can hear sign language.
7. Matt Gregory can strangle you with a cordless phone.
8. Matt Gregory can unscramble an egg.
9. Matt Gregory can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.
10. Matt Gregory can delete the Recycle Bin.
11. Matt Gregory can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
12. Matt Gregory can drown a fish.
13. Matt Gregory can bake a cake in a freezer.
14. Matt Gregory can close browser tabs in real life.
15. Matt Gregory can make a GPS ask for directions.
16. Matt Gregory can press “Any Key.”
17. Matt Gregory can beat a mirror in a staring contest.
18. Matt Gregory can fold a fitted sheet perfectly.
19. Matt Gregory can parallel park a train.
20. Matt Gregory can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
 
Nathan the Machinist said:
1. Matt Gregory can divide by zero.
2. Superman has pajamas with Matt Gregory on them.
3. Death once had a near–Matt Gregory experience.
4. Matt Gregory doesn’t do push-ups; he pushes the Earth down.
5. Matt Gregory can slam a revolving door.
6. Matt Gregory can hear sign language.
7. Matt Gregory can strangle you with a cordless phone.
8. Matt Gregory can unscramble an egg.
9. Matt Gregory can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.
10. Matt Gregory can delete the Recycle Bin.
11. Matt Gregory can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
12. Matt Gregory can drown a fish.
13. Matt Gregory can bake a cake in a freezer.
14. Matt Gregory can close browser tabs in real life.
15. Matt Gregory can make a GPS ask for directions.
16. Matt Gregory can press “Any Key.”
17. Matt Gregory can beat a mirror in a staring contest.
18. Matt Gregory can fold a fitted sheet perfectly.
19. Matt Gregory can parallel park a train.
20. Matt Gregory can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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I mostly believe this. But I'm skeptical about #14.
 
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