Random Thought Thread

Furries are so weird. Bronies forever!

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I've found another thing to abhor.

Yeah. Abhor is the correct word. Just looked it up.
 
So let me remind all of you once again

We are all living in a virtual reality right now. In reality, planet Earth has already been destroyed, and we are the only survivors currently flying on a spaceship toward a new planet. The thing is — we don’t have that much fucking fuel left, so I was forced to put you all into virtual reality where you live out this fake life.

The whole point of the program is to shock and surprise you with events and situations until you literally shit yourselves — so that you crap your pants and generate the precious shit we desperately need to keep refueling the ship and continue the journey.

You’re probably wondering how the hell I know all this?Well, the reason is that I’m the one personally refueling our rocket with your shit.

Why am I even telling you this?I don’t know. You’re not gonna believe me anyway.

Okay, I worked 16 hours today.Time to go to bed.
 
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