Random Thought Thread

Sooooo....

There's a porter at our other shop, he'll bring parts here during the day and clean a few nights a week..... he likes to grab other people's food etc and eat it

Decided to get Dave's hot chicken for lunch.... got an extra slider at the Reaper spice level .......

I took a mild heat sticker from some one else's order and threw it on the box and gave it to him......

Guess he went to the other shop took a big bite and just started yelling 4 letter words, while sweating and drooling

Manager told me he's pretty sure he won't be eating out of our fridge anymore lol
 
Sooooo....

There's a porter at our other shop, he'll bring parts here during the day and clean a few nights a week..... he likes to grab other people's food etc and eat it

Decided to get Dave's hot chicken for lunch.... got an extra slider at the Reaper spice level .......

I took a mild heat sticker from some one else's order and threw it on the box and gave it to him......

Guess he went to the other shop took a big bite and just started yelling 4 letter words, while sweating and drooling

Manager told me he's pretty sure he won't be eating out of our fridge anymore lol
He will be, but he'll just lick it first to test.
 
Sooooo....

There's a porter at our other shop, he'll bring parts here during the day and clean a few nights a week..... he likes to grab other people's food etc and eat it

Decided to get Dave's hot chicken for lunch.... got an extra slider at the Reaper spice level .......

I took a mild heat sticker from some one else's order and threw it on the box and gave it to him......

Guess he went to the other shop took a big bite and just started yelling 4 letter words, while sweating and drooling

Manager told me he's pretty sure he won't be eating out of our fridge anymore lol
I did something similar to a guy I worked with years ago. I had a little bag of mixed jelly belly jelly beans and one day he proceeded to start helping himself and ate like half the bag. Not a big deal obviously, but, dude, just ask.

The next time I was at the store I bought a couple boxes of the harry potter jelly belly jelly beans, put them in the same kind of bag and left them out. He didn't not bother my jelly beans after that.
 
Ah, yes….. the good, old “eating other people’s food” pranks…..

When I worked on the oil rigs, I witnessed some things!😳

-Small, round rocks placed in bags of M&M’s

-“Bitterant” (used in respirator fit testing, as the name suggests - extremely bitter!) smeared on the rims of coffee cups and drinking vessels.

-Then…..there was the supply of corn dogs, that the owner watched dwindle down over the course of two weeks….. he did “things” to that last corn dogs that I can’t bring myself to reiterate here, for risk of banishment and mental stress….. poor guy that ate that last one…..

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Sooooo....

There's a porter at our other shop, he'll bring parts here during the day and clean a few nights a week..... he likes to grab other people's food etc and eat it

Decided to get Dave's hot chicken for lunch.... got an extra slider at the Reaper spice level .......

I took a mild heat sticker from some one else's order and threw it on the box and gave it to him......

Guess he went to the other shop took a big bite and just started yelling 4 letter words, while sweating and drooling

Manager told me he's pretty sure he won't be eating out of our fridge anymore lol
Oh man I love a good porter.

Oh wait….you’re not talking about beer are you?
 
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