Random Thought Thread

Y'all realize Chuck Norris was a 6-year undefeated karate champion, right?

Karate is enormously less constrained than boxing

All these Chuck Norris jokes are no joke. That man would beat everyone there to death including Bruce Lee.

Bruce Lee was a "martial artist". But at the end of the day, he was 135 lb and 5'7 and I think in a real scrape Chuck Norris tears him to pieces.

Mike Tyson is terrifying but, unless we're talking a boxing match, Chuck Norris is going to kick his ass because I don't think even prime Mike Tyson knows what to do with a real and proper spinning back kick.

Of course, my money is on the Russian guy ^

Because, if there are no constraints I'm betting on the guy with the SVD Dragunov...
Mostly agree about Norris, but keep in mind he was point-fighting, which is not full contact. But without that constraint, I think he gets past the "full contact" inexperience pretty quick and unleashes hell.
 
Breaks his hand, think we have a chance at the Outlaw shoot and fearless leader is shooting a G3. Hopes dashed.

I will be shooting with my left hand this year. 😞

I still intend to take your money though

Again

While a full powered .308 G3 battle rifle definitely conforms to the spirit of the game... alas no rifles...

Did I win with an iron sight .45 Magnum Automag last year?

Hitting a beer cap dead center at 26 yards, off hand.

And then Mark sent a round through the same hole. And then Richard hit it too. All on the first round.

That's crazy.

How on earth are we ever going to top that...



...hummm454casullmmmm...
 
Y'all realize Chuck Norris was a 6-year undefeated karate champion, right?

Karate is enormously less constrained than boxing

All these Chuck Norris jokes are no joke. That man would beat everyone there to death including Bruce Lee.

Bruce Lee was a "martial artist". But at the end of the day, he was 135 lb and 5'7 and I think in a real scrape Chuck Norris tears him to pieces.

Mike Tyson is terrifying but, unless we're talking a boxing match, Chuck Norris is going to kick his ass because I don't think even prime Mike Tyson knows what to do with a real and proper spinning back kick.

Of course, my money is on the Russian guy ^

Because, if there are no constraints I'm betting on the guy with the SVD Dragunov...
I can never tell who’s joking wrt to Chuck Norris, but no, unless we’re talking about ‘unscathed’ because they ran away, then Chuck ranks nowhere.

His titles are all for light contact point sparring sport karate. Unlike fellow competitors of the era (eg. Joe Lewis, Bill ‘Superfoot’ Wallace etc.) who made the switch from light contact to full contact when that began taking off, Chuck retired because he didn’t want to get hit in the face.

You can still find some footage of his competitor fights. Compared to the UFC or Muay Thai, it’s pretty laughable. I’d take odds on someone like Rodtang over Chuck in his prime, despite a 40+lb advantage.

Here’s Chuck pausing the fight due to incidental contact to his face (the competitions he did didn’t allow punches to the face and all contact had to be restrained).

And some Rodtang highlights


Heck, even JCVD fought full contact under Jean Claude Van Varenberg.

Of that list, tough choice between Ali and Tyson. Tyson was an animal in his prime, but Ali was the smarter fighter. A lot of folks say that Foreman could match Tyson’s power and Ali was able to beat him by fighting smart.
 
Jean Claude Van Gogh?

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