Random Thought Thread

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Facts are overrated.

Did you know that according to NASA the formula for the curvature of the earth is

8"•mile²

Meaning, at three miles away, the bottom 72" of whatever you're looking at should be behind he curve of the earth.?

 

[WValtakis]

 

[Mike157]

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Ha! Perfect! Clean and simple. Mike

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Ok. How much? Can you make one that says boob inspector?

 

[WValtakis]

Ok. How much? Can you make one that's a tornado detector?

$29.95 preorder, F&F only. It's actually already configured for tornado detection...if the wall it's attached to is missing there's been a tornado

 

[bluemax_1]

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Hey Chip,

I don't suppose you have an old cellphone around? Would tickle my funnybone to stick 3 small googly eyes on it and call it an eyePhone 11

 

[mb>]

So on top of a looming mystery bill for getting my wife’s back x-rayed, I am currently being assaulted by Whitney Houston singing about getting “so emotional” in the waiting area.

I’ll tell you what can make you emotional is converting surprise bills into CPK equivalent units. Like, it sucks to hand over a Field Knife... to some stranger...who doesn’t even appreciate what D3V can do.

 

[mb>]

The music got worse. Retreated to the car to daydream about adjusting the channel selection...

(post intended for humor only; no stereos were harmed in the making of this post)

 

[bluemax_1]

So on top of a looming mystery bill for getting my wife’s back x-rayed, I am currently being assaulted by Whitney Houston singing about getting “so emotional” in the waiting area.

I’ll tell you what can make you emotional is converting surprise bills into CPK equivalent units. Like, it sucks to hand over a Field Knife... to some stranger...who doesn’t even appreciate what D3V can do.

Oh, I like that... CPK Equivalent Units... CPKEU.

Hope your wife is OK.

 

[mb>]

Oh, I like that... CPK Equivalent Units... CPKEU.

Hope your wife is OK.

I mean, all bills are just less knives right?

Thx man.

 

[woodysone]

Well things are shaping up, 60 degrees today and no willow over the power lines,

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Seem like things are headed in a solid direction.

I hate grand solar minimums. Effing with he weather and all that.

 

[Jo the Machinist]

Hey all! I am heading out for the SMKW cut. If you are expecting an email and haven't heard from me, I apologize and will try to catch up Monday! Have a great weekend!
Jo

 

[Wood5045]

Go get em Jo, good luck!

 

[Casinostocks]

You're a Champion, Jo. You make the other mere mortal competitors and also Nathan, shake in their boots! You will kill it NinJo

 

[Mike157]

Have fun and good luck, Jo! Though I don’t think you need any luck with these things! Mike

 

[Gusbuster]

Good luck Jo!

 

[betzner]

May your blade lay shade on all others! Good luck, JJo!

 

[jlauffer]

Kick ass Jo!

 

[Casinostocks]

I think I'm gonna go vegan for a while and just add some meat to stews and things for flavor. Shoot, I've almost done it all so why the heck not this new fad which I got sold on by watching a few docus on Netflix on plantism/planterism?!

This said, I reckon that I'd still need my Behemother because that one tree out front may look mighty delicious in a few months!