RAT and Rig

Size: From 5 feet seven inches tall up to 6 feet 5 inches tall and from 135 lbs. to upwards of 245 lbs., although many of our readers report larger specimens.

A camel toe spider, which is also in the class White Tratia Arachnida Cunninglinguist...interestingly enough, is not a spider at all. A camel toe spider is actually a humanid which frequents night clubs, bars, taverns and swap meets, there are about 900 species of them known to date. Around 5 species of camel spiders are found in southwest US and about 2 in southern Africa. The reason behind the name ‘camel toe spiders’ is simply because they are found in and around camel toes.

A Camel toe spider is also known as Hane's scorpion, bun spider, and queef spricket.

Because they run so fast and stay in your shadow, you might think they are chasing you but in fact, they are simply staying out of the light. Nothing to see here, move along now...

The camel toe spider is not dangerous and typically does not bite humans although it has been known to lick one raw once in a while.
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Damn Tony! Where in the hell did you find THAT? :D
 
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Necrodamus said:
How about a youtube of Lupa showing off that leather sheath?
:p
OK I admit it Im shameless! ;)
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OMG already... you are a shameless nut!
here: batbelt, dropleg sheath, riding crop, me...

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As for comments about my hips... please see riding crop above.
And I did not steal the Izula... i was allowed to chose one to carry if I wanted and I did! And now I won't give it back.

And it WAS a really big spider.
 
Thank you! and I had jeans on too. Not shorts so it was STUCK btwn my thigh and the jeans. Still gives me the heebie jeebies!

And lupa will whoop your ass w/ her riding crop.
 
GhostWolf said:
No video, it would be too inappropriate for the younger viewers. :D
Bring on the pain. :cool:
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All you youngsters... go mow the lawn or clean the garage or clean your bedroom or go to the mall or sumpthin'. This old fart wants video! :D
 
LupaWolf said:
OMG already... you are a shameless nut!
here: batbelt, dropleg sheath, riding crop, me...

As for comments about my hips... please see riding crop above.
And I did not steal the Izula... i was allowed to chose one to carry if I wanted and I did! And now I won't give it back.

And it WAS a really big spider.
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WOW! :eek::eek::eek:

You ARE Lara Croft! Lupa Croft!

edited to say: I was really expecting to see more sheath.... but wow!
 
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