Ratpack jacko memorial??

I don't mean to make light of it (really I don't), but I was told at the same time that Farrah Fawcett died of anal cancer and Michael Jackson died of a heart attack. First thing I said was "Are you sure you didn't get those stories mixed up?"

Seriously, all that surgery to turn yourself from a black man into a white woman has to take a toll on the body.

For the record, I'm not a big fan of his, although I do like more than a few of his songs, but I don't think he did many (or maybe any) of the molestations he was accused of. I think he was weird enough to really love kids to a pathological level but in a nonsexual manner. He was also weird enough for people to extort him to the point it would have cost more for him to fight it out than to pay them off, and that's what they were counting on.
 
His monkey was Bubbles.

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Apparently the details of his death are wrong!

He was taken to a children's hospital where he had a stroke...

Shortly before his death friends said he was looking a little pale in the face...

It wasn't a heart attack he died of but food poisoning, he ate a 9yr old weiner...

Searching Michael's house they found a letter from Princess Diana where she explained what her name means. Died In A Nasty Accident

Those are BAD jokes

:rolleyes:
 
Well, the news today said he was taking Diprivan (propofol). This is an sedative thats used in a hospital with people that are intubated, because it will stop people from breathing. Its used in ICUs to keep people sedated, for procedures like -oscopies (colo- , endo-, ) and for cardioversion (when some one gets their heart zapped/ shocked). As you can see this is a HEAVY drug for someone to take especially at home? & with just a nurse present at home? ALSO, Doesn’t make sense why he would take this for an eating disorder (figure he would take appetite stimulant). Might as well take Methamphetamine for insomnia:confused:.
Another thing, usually things (deaths, accidents) happen in threes, but this makes 4 celebs that died, Farah, M. Jackson, Ed McMahon and Billy Mayes (Pitchman).
 
You forgot Gail Storm (My Little Margie) 40's & 50's movie, tv and singing star.

RAT PACK 67
 
Good ol' Billy Mays. His loud commercials always made me swear as I scrambled for the remote but I admire him for what he accomplished. He was a legend in his field.
 
Billy Mays...the king of guerilla marketing. I liked that guy also even though most of his products were junk.
 
yeah, thats the 'Slap Chop' guy. My wife called me over to the TV one day and I saw that commercial for the first time, I was in tears laughing, I thought who the hell would buy this crap!.
 
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Back on topic. Say what you can about MJ- the man could bust a moonwalk like no other.
 
Well, on Farra's death bed, she had a dying wish, she said "please let all the children of the world be safe." So god took out Jacko. -true story
 
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