Rat's Dogs Snakes and Cat's

I was going to get my oldest son a snake but the wife shot that one down right away... I should have started with a spider and then negotiated to a snake... you live and you learn.
 
What did she use? 12ga? Snake shot from a pistol? Rifle (she's just be a good shot)!
 
One time I dated a girl that li ked to be walked around her apartment like a dog on a leash.....


Then one morning I woke up alone. Written in lipstick on the mirror was "Bark! Bark! Ruff-Ruff! Whimper, Bark!"

I'm missing a kidney.

I didn't call her again after that.
 
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Hey look a trash 2 dog.

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