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Put said women in said helicopter and all the problems are gone. As it stands, now, I still love it :thumbup:
 
hwpaintballer said:
How about a female nurse in a helicopter?
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How about a hot helicopter technician ?

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R.A.T. said:
Once he gets old enough to realize what women are all about, he'll like helicopters :D
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Spoken like a man with experience. 30 years ago I would have disagreed but not now. 2 ex's in my life and I will NEVER get married again unless she is 1) worth at least 5 million, 2) puts me in her will as sole recipient of her worth AND 3) she is within a year of death. Until I meet the lady above, friends with benefits is the only way to go. Can I get a 25 year do-over?

Did I say that I would take the helicopter?
 
KuRUpTD said:
How about a hot helicopter technician ?

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:D had a chic work with us one time that looked like that ,boy was she trouble .....working with ,working around.... just plain ole' trouble ... looks good but damn make ya hurt yourself too :o she had to move on LOL ;) She only lasted a year....always gripping about Penthouse mags in the restroom...
 
My Chief used to tell me, "If you find yourself choosing between women and helicopters you're doing something wrong."


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R.A.T. said:
We have more RAT girls coming, I promise. Some you haven't even seen before. But I will take a helicopter any day over any woman. Maybe that's just me but helicopters impress the hell out of me, women don't.
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I'm thinking Jeff needs to get out more.
 
Helicopters... or women... sorry the Helicopters dont stand a chance.... not even close.

I pucked the first time I went up in a chopper, and it took several more rides before I learned not to... I wanted to puke the last time i rode in a chopper... this hasn't happened when I have ridden women.... well not since I stopped drink..
 
R.A.T. said:
We have more RAT girls coming, I promise. Some you haven't even seen before. But I will take a helicopter any day over any woman. Maybe that's just me but helicopters impress the hell out of me, women don't.
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We had a helicopter show in town a while back. They had everything there from home made heli's to a Chinook. I know one of the guys that pilots for our local PD so I hung out with him and got to be waaaaayyyyyy closer than everyone else while all the helicopters were taking off. When the Chinook took off it ended up flying right over me...It couldnt have been 50 yard above me and it almost knocked me on my ass. It was like I had a extra 300 pounds on my shoulders trying to slam me on the ground and I did a happy dance but it never took me down. You dont really understand 10,000 horsepower until its trying to knock you down!

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Yep. I agree. Now who would even think about telling someone they had a 300 pound woman on their shoulders? You made my point. Choppers are cool!
 
R.A.T. said:
Yep. I agree. Now who would even think about telling someone they had a 300 pound woman on their shoulders? You made my point. Choppers are cool!
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I would mention a 300 pound woman, but I would talk about 2 150 pound women, and :D I would brag about 3 100 pound women.
 
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