Re Pain thread (Rod )

Rod?

Keep in mind that we are all moving to your house and establishing the "Duchy of Rod," with serving wenches, great tankards of Non-alchohol ale (ok, maybe some of the other stuff for some, but only before battle,) constant battles, pillaged cattle roasting on open fires, and a never-ending supply of dvds, cds, and pizza deliveries. Oh, and somebody to dust.

The yard of the keep will have separate shelters for various kamis and smiths, handle-makers, and martial arts training techniques.

Young Bert, the not-right dog, and I will be on hand to keep the pheasant population from attacking the Duchy.

We have a vested interest in your well-being. :)



Kis
 
"Oh, and somebody to dust." by Kis

I have a PhD in dusting...can I come??? :confused: :rolleyes: ;)
 
MamaV? Gin?

You may have dominion over the "lusty knaves." We will have "varlets" to dust. No sexism here. ;)


Kis
 
Kismet, my property is at your disposal good Sir, The "Varlets" sound very appealing right about now. Rod
 
yup, a good varlet is worth his weight in serfs.


Kis


P.S. Rod, don't worry about a moat. They are more trouble than they are worth.
 
Kismet said:
MamaV? Gin?

You may have dominion over the "lusty knaves." We will have "varlets" to dust. No sexism here. ;)


Kis
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Yup, a few of those would be quite handy right now :D :footinmou :rolleyes:
 
;) We make no judgements in the duchy of Rod, Rod. I know you are angry at women now. Consenting adult varlets make their own decisions, but I gotta tell you, you may have fewer folks in the duchy now that this information is out. :D


All the best,


Kis
 
Sir Kis, I have bestowed upon you further lands , from this time on you may search Buttshire and Titshire for examples of the Fairer sex "varlets" for the duchy, arise Sir Kis!
 
About the "valets," Bruise....

Due to the economy, we had to out-source them. :( You park your own car, log on to the valet, he tells you to tear your ticket in half, put one half under the windshield wiper, and to save the other half. Then, on the way to the Duchy's Main Gate, there is a box into which you put money for parking, with a larger box next to it for a tip.

The formal ceremony for the ending of "reality" valets was quite moving. The most senior of them stood in a line as "Cookie" from 77 Sunset strip drove the last valet-parked car into a parking spot near the number on the ticket. He opened a window, lit a cigarette, smoked it, took the change in the dash consol, and in a final, somewhat grand gesture, changed all the radio stations.


A large hat stand was placed in the center of the field, and, in solemn order, the senior valets walked by and hung up their red velvet vests for one last time. They were to be ignited by a local fire department, but as "Cookie" placed his, last and most top-most on the tree stand, it spontaneously ignited. The combustion set Cookie's hair on fire, but miraculously cured his acne, so he considered it a wash.

Rod? I will examine the opportunity for female "varlets." But I don't want to be in charge. I just want to borrow your watch, tell you what time it is, and then keep the watch. :)


Can you imagine, some people want to swim to Jamaica or fly in a space craft? We can watch them with our lusty serving wenches down here in the Duchy of Rod.


Kis
 
Kismet said:
About the "valets," Bruise....


Can you imagine, some people want to swim to Jamaica or fly in a space craft? We can watch them with our lusty serving wenches down here in the Duchy of Rod.


Kis
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I'm doing all three.....just bought one of those new wingless aircraft so I can triple time it :rolleyes: :p :rolleyeOops forgot to add I'm coming for the Knaves...i could use a few right now.....the lawn needs attention :eek: :rolleyes:
 
The " Duchy of Rod" has now been extended to Include "Rum Land" a Jamaica themed fun park with a wingless space shuttle service back and forth from the "Duchy"
 
Rod Allen said:
The " Duchy of Rod" has now been extended to Include "Rum Land" a Jamaica themed fun park with a wingless space shuttle service back and forth from the "Duchy"
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Yum! Rum Land! but is a quandry, stupid dumb ndn get silly, then luvin, then ornery, and then mean when he drinkum rum.:o :rolleyes: :mad: :(
Better stick with good single malt!:cool: :D :p
 
Yvsa, their will be plenty of single malt their as the Grandy Duchy himself likes to have a wee sip of that.
 
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