Not to mention we're doing this in English Literature (not British Literature, there's a difference apparently) and my Lit teacher is crazy. We're reading Beowulf (pronounced bay-oh-wolf, though she can't say it correctly so she says bee-eh-woof). She's talking about an apostrophe, not the punctuation mark. From her deffinition its when someone is talking to something that is not really there.... well the example she gave was after Beowulf died some guy said something to the effect of "Earth, take back these jewels so that no man can have them". Ok first off, if the Earth is not really there, where the hell is this taking place? just crap like that, oh and Caedmon (one of the people to write poetry in Old English) he's not a writer...he's a poet. Crap like that, this year'll be interesting. She's like a mix between and old time southern baptist preacher and forrest gump when she talks. ugh.