Request for pix for Safety Thread

Funny Uncle Bill? No sir! This is starting to
actually frighten me. The brain sucking zombies we battled -No problem. The irate 300
Lbs. black bears who sought to eviscerate us
-Hey bring 'em on. But mind and soul stealing
Khukuri parasites? This is starting to sound
like something out of 'Invasion of the body snatchers'. I just want to continue to wake up with the same twisted mind I've always had, thats all... Starting to eye that GS sitting there with more than casual suspicion. Y'all have become pod people haven't you?
 
BP,

Only be afraid when you notice that your fear has disappeared! That's a sure sign that the parasite has moved from your cut to your brain! Another warning sign is buying khuks for what to a normal person would be weird reasons: "gee those dandelions are getting out of hand..", or
"I'd like to buy an unusual turkey carving blade--one I can pass on to my son, a curved blade would really do the trick.."
or "I've heard that Bears are starting to move into more populated areas, better safe than sorry.."
"fly swatters are so puny, they tend to bend on the bigger flys, what if I used a 20" AK.."

"Fear the death of fear." G. Gordon Khukuri

 
Rob,

You could be onto something... Chris took his kuk to cut his wedding cake!!! Chris....Chris!!! Oh oh...

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The new safety thread will be delayed until I get over this gastroenteritis bug that has me spending half my time in the loo.

Harry
 
The new safety thread goes up later today. My apologies for the unanticipated delay.

Harry
 
Speakin as a professional wedding photographer, it would make the cake cutting ceremony more exciting
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I can just imagine the artistic possibilities, a nice shutter drag to blur the full swing of the kuk.... the frosting flying as the cake is cleaved in half! The table splitting as the blade cleanly passes through it...

Ahh, the possiblities
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Alan
 
Unfortunately, this evening has become quite busy at the hospital so I will delay posting the new safety thread until tomorrow.

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Harry
 
Bill,
I agree with you! "All your nephews are NUTS, except me"! I try to instill some sanity & what happens? One invents a bug to explain his lusts, the rest of your nephews run with it!Doc is supposed to help, he is an educated pro. & he is just as crazy as the rest! Koz, he is "WAY" out there!"He is a lost ball in the high weeds"!Don't worry Bill, at least you have one newphew that is rational & sane, ME!
jim
 
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I know everybody will agree with you, Jim.

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OOOOOOoooohhhhh Yeeeeaaaahhhh. (Doc says always agree with 'em when they are like that)
 


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[This message has been edited by MauiRob (edited 06-03-2001).]
 
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