rid yourselves of poltergists ?

[uncle Alan]

Item # 1 Dusting brush vanishing in April

Item # 2 T/V turning itself on and to out favorite channel

Item # 3 Odometer resetting itself an hour after it was zeroed and driven 2.9 miles.

S'plain this ? Maybe just Judy knows ?

Uncle alan A country lad



Bulletin ! ! !

My home was built in 1957 & was owned by a very old woman.Her grandson dismantled all of it except the West wall. By saving the block wall he didn't have to put up with a lot of inspections and permits. The old woman died just before the job was finished in 2001 .

She was cranky & cantankerous & I firmly believe she hexed the place. Besides all the frightening thinga that happened , I just came down with industrial strength dandruff . My hair is buzz-cut so I shouldn't have dandruff.

Patsy used about 1/4 a tube of hydrocortizone on my head & it still itches. What can I do ? I cannot find a exorcist in the phone book.

Uncle [hexed ?] Alan

 

[Heiheit]

1) You're becoming senial and losing things.
2) If your tv would turn on "by itself" obviously it would be on your favorite channel - that's the one you're watching all the time.
3) go get it checked out.
4) Ghosts aint real fool.

 

[uncle Alan]

Thank you for your well thought-out response with it's grammical errors. You are indeed well versed on the subject & I humbly bow to your vastly superior intellict.

Uncle Alan A humbled country lad

 

[Cougar Allen]

Item # 1 Dusting brush vanishing in April

If you've only lost one thing in the last four months, you must have a brownie looking after your stuff and putting it back every time you misplace it. Well, almost every time -- but even a brownie can lose something once in four months. :thumbup:

Item # 2 T/V turning itself on and to out favorite channel

The brownie knows what your favorite channel is, and she knows when the shows you like start, too. They are observant that way. :thumbup:

Item # 3 Odometer resetting itself an hour after it was zeroed and driven 2.9 miles.

Hmm. Were you going someplace you didn't want to go?

Or had you been complaining about how much per mile it costs to drive your car, where the brownie could hear you? She might have thought turning back the trip odometer would be a helpful thing to do, to save you money. :thumbup:

 

[tomcrx]

Item # 1 Dusting brush vanishing in April

You hate cleaning

Item # 2 T/V turning itself on and to out favorite channel

You would rather watch TV then clean

Item # 3 Odometer resetting itself an hour after it was zeroed and driven 2.9 miles.

Your subconscious trying to make you forget that ride the the McDonalds drive thru you took instead of cleaning

S'plain this ?

It is your subconscious trying to avoid cleaning

Maybe just Judy knows ?

She probably wants you to clean more too

 

[Bob W]

Aren't you supposed to burn some old shoes?

 

[tyr_shadowblade]

Item # 1 Dusting brush vanishing in April

Item # 2 T/V turning itself on and to out favorite channel

Item # 3 Odometer resetting itself an hour after it was zeroed and driven 2.9 miles.

Is that it???

You lose a brush months ago, the TV turns on, and the odometer reset itself so you suddenly think supernatural forces are at work?

Wow.

First off, even if that is the case, I'd guess the odometer is unrelated and probably a malfunction.

If you're concerned about spooks, first step is sage fumigation. White Sage smudge wands are about $7 at any new age or health food shop. Get a large one and burn the whole thing inside your house, preferably without setting fire to said house. This generates a lot of smoke so you'd want to disconnect the smoke detectors. An hour later, open up the windows to let it air out. Problem solved.

 

[Robert.B]

4) Ghosts aint real fool.

Can you prove that? or is that a personal belief? Einstein postured the existence of ghosts being the remnants of our unique energy...according to the First Law of Thermodynamics, energy can not be created, or destroyed, and energy can only change from one form to another.

 

[cj65]

My take? Mine is a biblical perspective. I hold a christian world view. So, I do not believe in ghosts at all. I believe in angels and demons for God says they exist. Humans who walked the earth and died, are dead, they are not wandering around in a suspended state. This is my position, or take on it. I am sure some will disagree. If an entity is causing mayhem it is an evil demon. If your favorite Aunt Betty is showing up in the window floating and you can smell fresh apple pie, and you have good feelings about it, it is still an evil demon. What you are explaining, would also have to be evil. I would command the demon to leave in the name of Jesus Christ, if He is your savior.

One night while falling off to sleep, I had a vision above my bed, a large blob of an apparition, breathing heavy and pressing on my chest, making it hard for me to breathe. It was like mocking me in my struggled breath. I stood up in my bed, and said out loud, "in the name of Jesus Christ my savior get out of my house." The thing deflated and left before I even said the name Christ. It was not a dream, quite freaky, and very real. It freaked my wife out. She did not see it, but she heard a whoosh sound, and as well as me shouting. Uncle Alan, people use the Lord's name in vain all the time, which is odd to me when they do not believe in Him. His name still has power to them somehow, or they would not use it. The name Jesus Christ is enough power to rid your house of any said poltergeist, or as I opine, a demon. I will pray for you and your home as well. Thank you for serving our country in the military. I am thankful and appreciative of your bravery.

 

[Psycho_Boy_Jack]

Can you prove that? or is that a personal belief? Einstein postured the existence of ghosts being the remnants of our unique energy...according to the First Law of Thermodynamics, energy can not be created, or destroyed, and energy can only change from one form to another.

First off, believing in ghosts is a personal belief. Not believing in ghosts is common sense. Or uncommon sense, as it would seem. Lack of belief is not a belief in itself. The burden of proof falls on the believer, not the skeptic.

Second, while I'm not a physicist, I'm pretty sure Einstein would fairly violently and vehemently disagree with your postulation.

This thread was far south of cheese before it even got started. Poltergeists? It's entertainment, fiction, humbug. Claims of such things have been debunked a ridiculous number of times by people much older, much wiser, and much deader than me.

I think the part that depresses me most is that this is an uncommonly intelligent forum. This talk of demons and burning shrubbery is despicably discouraging.

Just my quarter rouble.

 

[UffDa]

Item # 1 Dusting brush vanishing in April.
You dust? Really? Dust is good. It lets you know where to put things back were they came from.

Item # 2 T/V turning itself on and to out favorite channel.
I don't see a problem here. There's nothing to watch anyway.

Item # 3 Odometer resetting itself an hour after it was zeroed and driven 2.9 miles.
You're getting to old to drive anyway. (I'm kidding)

Heiheit is a poltergeist and needs to be exorcised. Ignore him.

Edit: Ignore Psycho_Boy_Jack too. He admits that he isn't very smart.

 

[gajinoz]

1) You're becoming senial and losing things.
2) If your tv would turn on "by itself" obviously it would be on your favorite channel - that's the one you're watching all the time.
3) go get it checked out.
4) Ghosts aint real fool.

It's always reassuring to see somebody with your obvious critical thinking and written English skills come along to set us straight.


.

 

[cj65]

If we are smart, and I mean really smart, we'll cover all the bases and make it hard for this universe to stop us. I'd like that for our species.

Above is some Psycho Boy Jack wisdom^. I think I have an old t shirt, and I can cover 1st base. Does anyone have some dirty socks they can stitch together to cover second base? Now we just need to cover 3rd and home, and we can keep the universe from stopping us. Whooo boy, Jack, Smoke and Prayers sent to you pal.

I am glad we have high intellects like you keeping all of us whacko's from polluting our uncommonly intelligent forums.

 

[UffDa]

Now we just need to cover 3rd and home, and we can keep the universe from stopping us. Whooo boy, Jack, Smoke and Prayers sent to you pal.

I can donate a pair of 35 year old Hanes* briefs if that would help.


*They might be Fruit Of The Loom. The label came off sometime in the '90s

 

[tyr_shadowblade]

My take? Mine is a biblical perspective. I hold a christian world view. So, I do not believe in ghosts at all. I believe in angels and demons for God says they exist. Humans who walked the earth and died, are dead, they are not wandering around in a suspended state. This is my position, or take on it. I am sure some will disagree. If an entity is causing mayhem it is an evil demon. If your favorite Aunt Betty is showing up in the window floating and you can smell fresh apple pie, and you have good feelings about it, it is still an evil demon. What you are explaining, would also have to be evil. I would command the demon to leave in the name of Jesus Christ, if He is your savior.

"THE POWER OF GOD COMPELS YOU . . . to return my dusting brush."

 

[Heiheit]

You old folks can't seem to take a joke!

 

[cj65]

"THE POWER OF GOD COMPELS YOU . . . to return my dusting brush."

Amen my brother!

 

[cj65]

I can donate a pair of 35 year old Hanes* briefs if that would help.


*They might be Fruit Of The Loom. The label came of sometime in the '90s

The universe is quaking in its boots now. I knew you were a super hero Uffda!

Do you starch your cape, or is it permanent press?

 

[UffDa]

The universe is quaking in its boots now. I knew you were a super hero Uffda!

Do you starch your cape, or is it permanent press?

Why do you ask? Are these things supposed to be washed?

 

[cj65]

Why do you ask? Are these things supposed to be washed?

As long as you continue to fly around at Mach 5, it is the same as dry cleaning, so you should be fine.