I've seen this comparison several times recently and wanted to share my thoughts on it. Watches and knives have several uses depending on your needs and where you are in life. Maybe you use a knife for work, it could be for carpet installation or construction. Maybe it's demolition or bushcraft. It could be for processing food in the kitchen. A watch might be used to tell time, take heart rates in medical applications, alarms for work or to help with time management, or as a status symbol.
IMO, a work knife is used to take care of tasks at work. Kitchen knives have specific applications for the appearance of the food, ease of processing, dishwasher hardiness, and many other things. I tried using a Ka-Bar as a kitchen knife and it was horrible. It's possible to get kitchen work done with it in a pinch but I would never choose that knife for that role if a better tool was available. This week I canned 14 quarts of vegetable soup, and I had to work my kitchen knife through portabello mushrooms. I didn't have time to stop and sharpen, so I had to deal with what I had. What a shame, a sharp kitchen knife would have been so much better to work with.
The Rolex is an entirely different animal. Rolexes are automatic watches that are wound by the movement of the owner's body. They +/- two minutes a month. They are not accurate. It is recommended that Rolexes are serviced at least every five years at a cost of $500, give or take. You will get a much more accurate time with a Walgreens digital, but it's bad as a status symbol. Any quartz watch will outperform a Rolex at telling time. GWB rolled with a Timex and a pocket hanky, if that tells you anything. Your cell phone is probably synched to the Atomic Clock and can tell you the time just as well as any watch can. Why would you buy a Rolex for anything other than to advertise your availability for poorly allocated financial resources? I suppose of you like Rolexes you can buy as many as you might care to, but that seems to be a giant red flag for people who would have their money allocated to things that are useful. Years ago that might have been different. Maybe it was the case years ago that a Rolex really was a functional expense for people who needed to tell the time accurately. Today... not so much. Today I think that anyone who flosses a Rolex is somebody who does not think about how their money is spent.
A custom blade that is designed as a cutting tool can do the job better than a mass-produced low-quality steel knife. A knife that has Mastodon bone scales recalls the majesty of time. Expensive custom knives that do the job better are more functional. Frankly, I regard the purchase of a box cutter with replaceable razor blades higher than the purchase of a Rolex. A box cutter does its job well and has a low cost of ownership, and a Rolex does a bad job of telling time with a high cost of ownership.
Well, you know what they say about opinions and other things......
Seriously, as someone who has owned several Rolex watches over the years, including some really pricy Platinum versions, I think you miss the point entirely. Rolex's are a "Pride of Ownership" item for sure,......and yes, often a status symbol. But pride of ownership can be important at times, as often it get's your day off to a pleasant start and put a smile on you face knowing you're in for a tough day at work.
I dare say most here who collect and use blades (some quite expensive!) appreciate the fine materials and workmanship incorporated in them, and pride of ownership enters into those purchases as well. Bought used, Rolex watches aren't nearly as "costly" in the end,.... when you may have to let loose and sell one.
I wear an everyday Rolex 2-tone Datejust (18K/SS) with White Enamel Roman Dial,.... as it is super easy to read and feels great on the wrist. Bought used 8 years ago for $5,500.00 when new ones were $8,600.00, and currently over $10K I suppose today. It would not be a problem today to get ALL my dough back and then some,.....and have had EIGHT YEARS of use costing nothing. Try that with a high end "Collectable" knife!
I've had ONE cleaning in all that time, and the dealer I bought it from handled that at no charge. (not usual I know)
My "EDC" watch, and as you get older you'll also appreciate a CLEAR and simple dial that's easy to read. As long as there's
some light that is, because this particular dial doesn't have the luminous "tritium" glow in the dark markers commonly found on a lot of watches)
.....only the "Oyster" band for me.
Stating Rolex's "are not accurate" is complete ignorance. They are regulated to be 99. 999% accurate per day! Unfortunately, each individuals personal wearing habits cannot be 100% accounted for, and that does make a difference accounting for the minor timekeeping error over time.
This particular Rolex also keeps better time than the +/- 2 minutes a month you mention, and several months often go by where I don't have to make ANY adjustment. Just about perfect for my habits of wear, and putting to rest at night on a stand. These things DO affect overall accuracy, and can be adjusted to meet the best timekeeping possibilities of the watch.
.....and frankly, if anyone NEEDS better than even 2 minute a month accuracy, they need to get a life!
ANY Rolex (not needing servicing, of course) will keep better time than most of us will ever need. Time a race accurately to the split 1/100th second,......not the right tool, but neither is ANY wristwatch. For that the human element needs to be removed, and touch pads and electronics a better choice.
But when you need a watch to work when regularly exposed to water and other tough conditions, not a better choice to have on you. Yeah they requre service every 5 to 7 years,.......but that's a LOT longer than any CAR needing an oil change every few months!
Rolex's are mechanical devices, and getting many years out of an "oil change" and cleaning is truly remarkable for any mechanical device KEPT RUNNING CONTINUALLY for several years! Think about it!!!
In lots of ways a good "used" Rolex makes more sense than any high priced engagement ring most guys lay out for. Now THAT has NO Use whatsoever. As a previous long time bench jeweler/diamond setter for 35 years, having set many thousands of diamonds in that time, I can tell you diamonds are useless in any practical sense.
.....yet us guys all buy them none the less, to "Seal the Deal", so to speak!
By the way, I have ONLY bought good USED Rolex watches over the years, and all have turned out a good investment as well as a joy to wear. But you have to know what you're buying in THAT field for sure, as there are lots of fakes out there.