Hey, you guys have some great looking knots & lanyards there.
Yes Ghost, paracord is great stuff, for many purposes. I'd stick with military spec 550, made in USA, which is around $8 for 100' around here in the hardware store. Stay away from the el cheapo knockoffs which cost about as much as the real stuff anyway.
I just started learning some knots in the past year or so, and am very much a beginner too. There are good youtube vids and some books, if you do a search. It does take practrice and patience. There is another knot thread somewhere on this forum... which I always have a hard time finding. Find that and check out Stormdraine and Paracordist. Those guys make amazing works of art.
You mentioned the weighted fist knots. I've taken a liking to them also, but keep in mind that they are deadly, and may be illegal to carry in some situations. They can be very dangerous in the wrong hands, and can crush bone and rip skin with just a mild blow, even accidentally to yourself.
That said, I like them for ornamental purposes around the house, and I think they look nice wrapped around an oval shaped lead weight. I guess if you had to be without a gun or knife, they could make a good self defense lanyard when attached to a flashlight.
I mostly carry a Buck 112, or smaller Buck lockbacks, which don't have a lanyard hole, but I just recently got these Marlin Spike knives and made lanyards for them. I like the look, but I prefer no lanyard for the knife I'm going to use.
These small monkey fists are just wrapped around themselves, with no weight, but I wapped myself in the leg just lightly, and believe me, if you tie them tight, they can put a hurtin' on an attacker.
JT
I just made this one a couple days ago. It's like one I made for one of my "non-gun-totin' friends", who wanted something to carry in the woods when he walks his small dog, in case of an encounter with a wild or rabid cyote. It will extend out and when you put your wrist through, the lone knot up top keeps it from accidentally locking down on your wrist. I call it the "dog walker".
Several styles of paracord knotless handle wraps are very comfortable. I also did my shovel, hoe, and push mower handle and they're great.