Round Yorkshire With A Knife: The Wizard’s Quest Part 13 – Settle Down

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Round Yorkshire With A Knife: The Wizard’s Quest Part 13 – Settle Down

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Previous instalments -

Part 1: http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/sh...-Knaresborough

Part 2: http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/sh...s-Quest-Part-2

Part 3: http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/sh...s-Quest-Part-3

Part 4: http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/sh...s-Quest-Part-4

Part 5: http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/sh...s-Quest-Part-5

Part 6: http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/sh...s-Quest-Part-6

Part 7: http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/sh...s-Quest-Part-7

Part 8: http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/sh...re-Be-Monsters

Part 9: http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/sh...t-in-Yorkshire

Part 10: http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/sh...hieving-Varlet

Part 11: http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/sh...-Quest-Part-11

Part 12: http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/s...The-Wizard’s-Quest-Part-12-–-Don’t-Tell-Titus!



Settle is a small old-fashioned market town surrounded by the rolling hills and high crags of the Yorkshire Dales National Park. According to this year’s tourist guide to the town, it also has a number of antique shops, so last Tuesday, market day in Settle, I set out to visit in search of a knife for the Wizard in Oz.

The train journey from Leeds takes about an hour, with pleasant scenery for much of the way, particularly once the Ribble Valley, where Settle is situated, is reached. The railway line running north from Settle to Carlisle is judged to be the most picturesque in England, but has twice been threatened with closure. A public campaign saved the line, and with the help of volunteers, the Settle-Carlisle line now runs at a profit.

I alighted at Settle’s well-kept station, and walked the short distance into the centre of town. Along the way I noticed one of the ‘vintage’ shops mentioned in the tourist brochure, but it seemed to specialise in women’s clothing and handbags, and was barely large enough inside to swing a small ferret.

Further along, I came to a jewellers, which I had thought might possibly be of interest, but apart from jewellery, the only thing they seemed to stock were pottery figurines of sheepdogs wearing human clothes, something which I have always found a little disturbing.

As the market takes place only once each week, and Settle is surrounded by isolated farms and small hamlets, the town was bustling with people picking up their weekly shopping, (seemingly ignoring the threat of rampaging killer shrimps). The market itself was busy, but I could very quickly see that it was not the type of market where I was likely to find anything for the Wizard; a scrubbing brush or some wet fish, a pair of socks or a meat pie certainly, but nothing in the way of pointy treasure. I consoled myself with a vegetable samosa, only to think that the vendor would have been tarred and feathered for trying to sell them in Leeds.

The locals I spoke to seemed very friendly, and I even met the Chairman of Settle Civic Council in the first junk shop I came across. The stock here was limited to furniture though.

Settle is small enough that I knew I would be able to explore every street, and so I did. Down one small ‘snickelway’, next to a second-hand bookshop, I found a shop that looked just the ticket. Unfortunately, it was closed for a few days holiday, exactly coinciding with my visit. The bookshop had a copy of The Quest For The Holy Grail, but I already have a copy of this rather depressing read, in which there is much misadventure.

Less than half a mile from the town square, the narrow streets quickly begin to wind across fields, rabbits played outside the local school, and new-born lambs frolicked on the green Yorkshire grass. Oddly, halfway up the hillside, an Australian flag fluttered in the wind. Perhaps the Wizard was sending me a sign of encouragement!

I came across what purports to be the world’s smallest art gallery, situated in a phone-box, or ex phone-box (I’m unsure). Later, I saw a similar church, of which the town certainly has a great many.

I went for a pint in the Talbot Arms, and had a good natter with the landlord about beer and brewing methods. Afterwards I walked back to the market square, checking out every road for a hidden knife shop or cutlery emporium.

I walked along the banks of the River Ribble, passing the remains of an ancient snuff mill, and then crossed back into the town. I spotted a sign for an indoor market, and thought it might be just what I was looking for. However, once inside what appeared to be a village hall, there were just a few stalls selling jams and chutney, knitted baby clothes, and a surprisingly racy selection of second-hand literature.

I had not yet come across Rushworth’s Antiques Centre, which had a full-page advert in the tourist guide, with several photos depicting tempting display cabinets, so I set out to look for it in earnest. I walked down past Ye Olde Naked Man Cafe to the end of Church Street, only to find that Rushworth’s had recently gone out of business, and that the antiques centre was now empty.

My hunt exhausted, I consoled myself with another pint in the Lion’s Den, before boarding a return train back to Leeds. If Settle was not such a pretty town, I would not have bothered to write this episode up, but do so in order that you may see the photographs I took while there. My apologies for the lack of knife content.

The Hunt Continues!

Jack

















































































 
It's a bummer dude.

Pretty town isn't it. I've not been for a while....very Yorkshire if you know what I mean.

Loving the white rose btw :)
 
Jack,
Settle is a beautiful town, Your photography skills really shined on this trip.
I think that the Wizard's Flag was a reminder of the task at hand and the hole in the roof must be the sign of some sort.
GOOD LUCK and FORTUNE Await You on The Road Ahead.
 
Jack, if you come over here we'll go knife hunting in PA. Lots of good food and good cutlery in the junk shops.
 
It's a bummer dude.

Pretty town isn't it. I've not been for a while....very Yorkshire if you know what I mean.

Loving the white rose btw :)

Thanks my friend. I hadn't realised how long it was since I'd spent a day there, might be close on 30 years! Of course it never stopped raining all day! :D

Jack,
Settle is a beautiful town, Your photography skills really shined on this trip.
I think that the Wizard's Flag was a reminder of the task at hand and the hole in the roof must be the sign of some sort.
GOOD LUCK and FORTUNE Await You on The Road Ahead.

I hope so Tim, thanks for the kind words :)

Jack, if you come over here we'll go knife hunting in PA. Lots of good food and good cutlery in the junk shops.

Sounds great pal :thumbup:
 
Great photo's Jack, never been to the town but have always liked the Dales. Used to deliver bread to Barnoldswick when I was nobutt a pup, they used to call it Barlick back then.
 
Jack,
Great Idea. If You ever end up on this side of the pond, You have plenty of Friends to take you on the tour.

Thanks again Tim, I'm sure I'd love it :)

Great photo's Jack, never been to the town but have always liked the Dales. Used to deliver bread to Barnoldswick when I was nobutt a pup, they used to call it Barlick back then.

Excellent John :thumbup!

Thank you for sharing your pictures and write up. I enjoyed having aquick trip to Settle during my lunch hour. :)

What a beautiful train station!
http://s1316.photobucket.com/user/jack-black1/media/IMG_1096_zps1cf75e97.jpg.html

Thanks my friend, I think the station has just won an award for the best kept train station in the country :)
 
Jack, the photo of the train station looks like it could be out of a Harry Potter movie. The one of the lady buying something from the Cheese vendor, with all the cheese laid out on the table, made my mouth start to water, and I very much liked the photo of the phone booth and mailbox. Thanks. John
 
Jack, your part in this episode reminds me of the chapters in the Lord of The Rings that deal with the counsel to decide what to do with the ring....... very boring. At least there were pints to be had! I enjoyed the pictures, but if 'settle down' is what you intended to do, I think you found it. Not much to get excited about knife wise. Not even a pushy old maid to give you a hard time. Better luck next time Jack! Keep up the good work!
 
Sorry no knives but as always enjoyed the write up on the town. The towns and country side look much as I always pictured the James Herriot books.
 
Jack, the photo of the train station looks like it could be out of a Harry Potter movie.

It might be John! :D

Jack, your part in this episode reminds me of the chapters in the Lord of The Rings that deal with the counsel to decide what to do with the ring....... very boring. At least there were pints to be had! I enjoyed the pictures, but if 'settle down' is what you intended to do, I think you found it. Not much to get excited about knife wise. Not even a pushy old maid to give you a hard time. Better luck next time Jack! Keep up the good work!

Thanks Woodrow, the way things are going this Quest might end up being longer than The Ring! :D It was a very uneventful day, even the out-of-place looking scrote I came across lurking on the edge of the town, who I at first took to be some would-be burglar, seemed entranced by the place. Maybe something the water! ;)

Sorry no knives but as always enjoyed the write up on the town. The towns and country side look much as I always pictured the James Herriot books.

Thanks :)
 
Pretty place, Jack! Thanks once again for taking us along!

So much for visions of Quest part 13!
I'd better stick with reality!!:rolleyes:
 
That train station is so pretty it looks like a scale model. And I marvel at those stone steps worn so hollow (not at the station).
My dad insisted that you don't "fell" a tree, you "fall" it with a "falling" ax.
 
No knives, and only rumors of killer shrimp. It's the calm before the storm.

Your photographs are wonderful. It's like the whole country is green and grey. Any other color jumps out and catches your eye. Thanks for bringing us along on your travels.
 
I have to say the second picture does not even look real. It looks like a picture of a painting of something. All is in such perfect order. The country side is what I imagine in my mind things look like. Makes you want to get out and walk across the fields. Thanks for the ride and it must be the episode number that accounts for no luck;)
 
Again, thank you for documenting your quest. Even without the knife content I very much enjoyed this installment.

Chris
 
Pretty place, Jack! Thanks once again for taking us along!

So much for visions of Quest part 13!
I'd better stick with reality!!:rolleyes:

Thanks Charlie, I was almost believing it myself! :)

That train station is so pretty it looks like a scale model. And I marvel at those stone steps worn so hollow (not at the station).
My dad insisted that you don't "fell" a tree, you "fall" it with a "falling" ax.

:)

No knives, and only rumors of killer shrimp. It's the calm before the storm.

Your photographs are wonderful. It's like the whole country is green and grey. Any other color jumps out and catches your eye. Thanks for bringing us along on your travels.

The other local paper, 'The Craven Herald' ignored the killer shrimp story entirely - cowards! ;)

Thanks r8shell, I only have a simple camera, so I think it's the scenery that deserves the credit :)

I have to say the second picture does not even look real. It looks like a picture of a painting of something. All is in such perfect order. The country side is what I imagine in my mind things look like. Makes you want to get out and walk across the fields. Thanks for the ride and it must be the episode number that accounts for no luck;)

Thanks Gev :)

Again, thank you for documenting your quest. Even without the knife content I very much enjoyed this installment.

Thank you Chris :thumbup:
 
I love this stuff Jack! Did not even miss the knives...

> sheepdogs wearing human clothes, something which I have always found a little disturbing

ROTFL! Never seen one of those before, love your culture!

> I consoled myself with a vegetable samosa, only to think that the vendor would have been tarred and feathered for trying to sell them in Leeds.

were they not up to snuff, by Leeds standards?

> The Quest For The Holy Grail, but I already have a copy of this rather depressing read, in which there is much misadventure

for a moment I thought you were speaking personally, of your Quest

> rabbits played outside the local school, and new-born lambs frolicked on the green Yorkshire grass

I like rabbits in human clothes, and hats too

> passing the remains of an ancient snuff mill

now thats a habit Ive never been tempted by

> a surprisingly racy selection of second-hand literature.

can't say Ive been tempted by that either, Im a bit prudish I might say

> past Ye Olde Naked Man Cafe to the end of Church Street

racy meets religion, fascinating!

great photos! not just these:
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Daffodils, Pheasants and Axes, Oh My!

It's a bummer dude....very Yorkshire if you know what I mean.

You mean they have Naked Old Men there too?

Just taking the piss, you know...
 
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