Rubber Moon Crickets

[Stump Buster]

Started this crazy stuff in another thread just to build up post counts, but figured we should have a dedicated thread for this wackyness. Remember deep thoughts by Jack Handy? Let the insanity begin... So, post up your most bizarre random comments and let's have some fun.


Like this...


When staying in... Elephants sleep blue. You water cat thinker!

 

[evltcat]

The wombat screams at midnight!

 

[Adian]

How do flys land on the ceiling? Do they do a barrel roll or loopty loop

 

[amflud]

Can ya do me a kindness?

I was going bernanas!

 

[Stump Buster]

Absolutely...Maybe

 

[evltcat]

Go Go GO!!!!!!

 

[Georgecatl]

I see said the the blind carpenter as he picked up his hammer and saw

 

[amflud]

How do you let someone know if your hotcakes are selling well?

 

[Stump Buster]

Swim desert ring unless purple gypsies.

 

[evltcat]

There is no Busse... Only Zuul!

 

[breavis5694]

The donkey is yakking monkey thighs about beavers red bull addiction.

Piss drunk and high on 80s love songs.


If you wanted somebody.... Oooohhhh, aww the way that need you....etc.

Give me INFI or give me death

 

[sidewayyys]

Piledriver tut boulder face blow hulk

 

[Stump Buster]

Yep!:thumbup:

 

[khukoo head]

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana!

 

[Aias]

When the man at the top has the audacity to shop at the market at the corner of my eye, I see her lit by the fire at the end of a spire and hear whispers, why, why, did you come here at this late hour and drink my wine and how did you stop at the bottom of the breakers without a reason and out of time?

 

[MikeC]

but I was sober when I bought the donkey

 

[Stump Buster]

Maladies? I like Ma-ladies.

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

So do I. They said to say your feet smell.

 

[Stump Buster]

I like pancakes.

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

So do I. They said to say your feet smell.