Rubber Moon Crickets

Classic Jack Handy...

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them
down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."
 
and another from Mr. Handy...

"I remember how my great-uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and
whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger
toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now
it had bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had
whittled off the paint."
 
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