You got me Laughing on that response! Hey while your still in the bathrooms don't forget to fill the hair lube container for Rob O. I can feel his piercing eyes looking at me now!
Well funny you would mention that F.O. - when I got done with the two bathrooms I thought, that's odd I didn't see any hair care products
hmmmm. So I went looking.
Out back behind the shop is a Big building about 60'x40' light blue with a white top. I had to have a closer look.
Sign on the door said, "PRIVATE Keep OUT" so I went in.
Dark....Empty -nothin.
I felt around for a switch and on came a single spotlight shining down on a throne in the middle of the floor. Now, I know "throne" is slang for crapper which I think is also slang for toilet BUT this was really a throne. Wow! A Big fancy crapper/throne thingy inside its own Private porto-potty building This Has to Be Robs!
I walk in and Rammstein starts pounding a heavy metal version of "Hail to the Chief" outta speakers in the ceiling!! Scared the crap out of me

I mean really! I reflexively shot both arms skyward in Peace symbols/"don't kill me" as I ran full speed for the throne Hoping it was what I thought it was. Flipped up the seat and it shoots me right in the face with a jet of water! Holy Smokes Why did Rob leave his Water Pic THERE! I thought! Is he really that good at multi-tasking? Guy is a both efficient and tidy.
I sit down and do my business. Music had stopped (thank God) then as if it "knew" I was done - the Damn Water Cannon fires again except this time it didn't hit me in the face

I thought, well now I know why he left that there. After a couple more shots just for fun....I got to doing what I came to do.
I bought one of those Jet Powered hand dryers at the store that had the espresso/cappucino/slurpee maker.
I had this idea to mount it directly over the throne and reverse the wires So when Rob was doing his business (teeth and all) he could hit a button and BooM! the Jet would fire (not the water one) the one above and 1000mph wind suck would tune up his coif (thats French for hair)!! He is going to be so Surprised!! Probably more than I was after gettin' hit with the water.
So, that is this afternoons project

I have to figure how I'm gonna test it. Can't have the Jet sucker going off at the same time the water cannon fires or who knows what would happen and with my "hair-do" I can't test it.
They'd find me next week dangling from the ceiling contraption like some demented Dan Ackroyd stunt double from "ConeHeads".
Busy busy busy
