Run For The Hills - Moose Has Moderator Powers

[Flexxx]

Speaking of farts, I have a little story.

At a moment in my life I worked at a butcher shop, the owner/boss had a really weak stomach for smell and would gag at anything that smelled bad.
So anyways I got to work early one day and felt that feeling of my stomach falling out my ass (you ever get that?) and I noticed my boss had not come into work yet, so I thought I might use the bathroom in his office.

After dumping a nice one in his office bathroom, I went in the shop and started cutting up some steaks and talking to another employee named RED, now this guy RED is one big fat burp slop kind of guy, hes the type of guy that was the king of bad farts, if you farted on this guy he would make it a point to go home and eat 12 deviled eggs and a case of broccoli just to get back the next day, I went camping once with him and he farted in his camper and his dog threw-up, yeah he was a stinky sucker.

Back to my boss, so I'm talking to RED and I notice my boss is walking threw the shop carring a box of toilet paper, oh I new were he was going (to his bathroom) next thing I know the door busts open to the shop and my boss runs over the the bone bucket and starts gagging and yells RED you stinky son of a bitch you took a shit in my office.....

I never said a word

GOOD JOB MOOSEZ45.......:thumbup:

sorry for the off-topic but I just had to get that out, its been bottled up for to long and I felt guilty

 

[Guyon]

I went camping once with him and he farted in his camper and his dog threw-up

Props to Red. That's pretty intense.

 

[R.A.T.]

I predict Moose will piss off his constituents and be assassinated.

 

[Flexxx]

Props to Red. That's pretty intense.

I remember this lady stepped on the dogs tail and it just fell off and the dog kept walking.

That damn poor dog had to deal with RED's stinky radiation ass for to long....classic

 

[Carolina River Rat]

Congrats, Moose.