Rusty:

[Pappy]

Please check your email before you go to bed tonight.

 

[BruiseLeee]

Forums aren't a very good way to tell a man his house is on fire.

Did I guess right?

 

[Pappy]

Uncle Bill is sure right about you. You should have been a comedian. Some times you just make me laugh when I don't want to because it hurts.

 

[Rusty]

IIRC, you sent the email about 2 PM Texas time and I got it at 9PM, and sent you a reply by 9:30 PM Pacific time.