Safety features of traditional knives

[5K Qs]

But the Russian judge scored it 2/10! They're never fair!

- GT

 

[Lander boy Matt]

The most important safety mechanism is between your ears!

(Wish I could take credit for this line but pretty sure it belongs to YouTube great hickok45)

 

[rhino]

The most important safety mechanism is between your ears!

(Wish I could take credit for this line but pretty sure it belongs to YouTube great hickok45)

That bit of wisdom precedes youtube, commercial internet access, and probably computers by a substantial margin.

 

[King of the Cheese]

“This is my safety”

 

[JohnDF]

The most important safety mechanism is between your ears!

That phrase has been used in gun circles for ages.

 

[Just Tom.]

The most important safety mechanism is between your ears!

Funny, it’s that thick skull of mine which keeps getting me INTO dangerous situations…

 

[King of the Cheese]

Funny, it’s that thick skull of mine which keeps getting me INTO dangerous situations…

This reminds me of an interesting fact from snake bite victims.

57% were trying to handle the snake.. and 28% were drunk. I’m sure the first statistic is heavily influenced by the second.

 

[Will Power]

Think it might be for the best if you were drunk when a snake bites That statistic implies that 72% were sober and 43 % were running away

 

[Will Power]

Adding to this light hearted thread....
I know for some these aren't an option.

From the Department of the Obvious..

Yes, Roman Emperors could've fallen on these, spring knives would be unreliable....

 

[Will Power]

One safety feature that's glaringly absent is wealth safeguarding, built in repulsion & boredom that causes you not to keep buying 'just one more, for evermore'