well if santa is that fat and can still fly and even ooze into apartments with no chimney, then maybe he can do some of this magic. how about a BM 910 handle, a nimravus shaped 3.9" blade in chris reeve treated BG-42 steel, flat gound, axis lock, with a spyderco hole in the blade. actually, make it ambidextrous and give me two so i have a matched pair. i'll be waiting santa...