Scotch and Teeth Question

idahoskunk

idahoskunk

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over the years of getting my teeth knocked out and dirt rubbed in them, cigars, cigarette's for 30 years (quit 27 years ago) coffee like Juan Valdez and his stinking burro have never seen before i have a question/

it doesn't seem like soaking them in scotch is whitening them very well, any suggestions that involve alcohol?



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Soak them in Tequila then you won't give a &^%$ what color your silly teeth are!!!
 
In theory wouldnt something like Bacardi 151 knock the color right out of them? It knocked me on the floor and I'm pretty sure my teeth were at least two shades whiter next morning :)
 
Straight vodka with no dark mixers. Do that for a few weeks, and you save all fees from the dentist for whitening.
 
BTW I have the same hat. Bought her in Missouri as a kid. Love them skunks.
 
Corn whiskey. There's a reason why they call it moonshine...! :foot: If that don't cut it, may I suggest White Lightning? :D
 
idahoskunk said:
over the years of getting my teeth knocked out and dirt rubbed in them, cigars, cigarette's for 30 years (quit 27 years ago) coffee like Juan Valdez and his stinking burro have never seen before i have a question/

it doesn't seem like soaking them in scotch is whitening them very well, any suggestions that involve alcohol?



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Enjoy a couple of JWB or Macallan 18 and use that toothpick in your hand to clean those choppers.
 
Thanks for that great pic, Skunk. My mind is flowing with ideas on how I'm going to use it! ;):p
 
Depends on your time line - if you are willing to take more time - Crest White strips - w/ shots of your beverage of preference.

The Dentist will charge you $250 - $400 for his version. By using the White Strips you will get the same effect and have lots of money left over for more important things.:D:thumbup:
 
My dentist says to just PULL THEM!!! Then you do not need to worry about them anymore!!

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Guiness. Lots of black, beautiful Guiness. Just be sure not to brush your teeth before you pass out!
 
No suggestions about the teeth but now that the MOAB's are about you might want to upsize that blade. Then everyone will be looking at your blade and not your teeth. :D
 
I thought that whiskey would be good for the teeth. Mouth wash contains alcohol, so I figure that instead of using mouthwash after a meal, have a glass of scotch instead. That way I can save money by not having to buy so much mouthwash. I thought I would pass on that idea to others during this economic downturn.
 
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