Walking Man
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- May 28, 2003
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I joined today.
It was tough, but my family had an intervention about how I was hurting everyone with all of the secrets I had been keep from everyone.
I've joined a 12 step secret keepers workshop, I can't quite figure out why some of the steps are included, but here they are:
1) Drink 6 pack of beer.
2) Make sure you learn how to spell Anonimus correctly.
3) Buy mass produced knives that have been produced for years and cannot contain any secrets.
4) Remove Duct Tape from mouth
5) Watch strippers. They show all of their secrets!
6) More whisky.
7) Insert a few dollar bills wherever dollar bills will fit on the strippers!
8) Take a long nap after thinking hard about all of secrets that you're keeping.
9) Don't worry. Be happy.
10) Post in your favorite forums that you are joining secret keepers anonymous so they can support you in your effort. Everyone knows that you internet friends are the best around.
11) Polish knife collection. Make sure no secrets are hidden under rust or dirt spots.
12) Make sure you post a thread about the secrets that you can't tell anyone at least once a year to get it out of your system.
Like, I said, I didn't make these up. Really. I need to get back to step 6 now. Have a great night.
It was tough, but my family had an intervention about how I was hurting everyone with all of the secrets I had been keep from everyone.
I've joined a 12 step secret keepers workshop, I can't quite figure out why some of the steps are included, but here they are:
1) Drink 6 pack of beer.
2) Make sure you learn how to spell Anonimus correctly.
3) Buy mass produced knives that have been produced for years and cannot contain any secrets.
4) Remove Duct Tape from mouth
5) Watch strippers. They show all of their secrets!
6) More whisky.
7) Insert a few dollar bills wherever dollar bills will fit on the strippers!
8) Take a long nap after thinking hard about all of secrets that you're keeping.
9) Don't worry. Be happy.
10) Post in your favorite forums that you are joining secret keepers anonymous so they can support you in your effort. Everyone knows that you internet friends are the best around.
11) Polish knife collection. Make sure no secrets are hidden under rust or dirt spots.
12) Make sure you post a thread about the secrets that you can't tell anyone at least once a year to get it out of your system.
Like, I said, I didn't make these up. Really. I need to get back to step 6 now. Have a great night.
