Send the New President a Commander

Lets see 9000+ members, figure on 1/3 of them at most being willing to hand over the $ since we're not all from the U.S. and some of you weirdo's don't like bush
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. So that gives you about 3 grand to buy a knife. I think your shooting a little low with the engraved commander, what are you trying to do pocket most of it and call it even
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Maybe a handmade commander with a damascus blade and all the trimmings
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If I remember right,Bush already carries a folder. Someone posted here back during the election that all the men in the Bush family carry a custom folder amde by the same maker.


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I may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer... but I've got the sharpest knife in the room.
 
actualy, i had not thought of that...
i could use a nealy wortac. he he he.

ok, if we can get this thing going a custom folder then?

ill take the donations, and ill give an online accounting before i purchace anything.

everyone that wants to contribute, email me for my address to send a $2 Money Order.

if we can get $2 MOs we can get something for the VP. he IS the tiebreaker for the senate, you realise. Lots of gun bills can get shot down their...

write your screen name, amount you are donating and your vote on a card and staple it to the money order.

whatever we get, have it engraved by the maker BLADEFORUMS.COM and it will have a list of the people that contributed.

im going to vote for a Wortac, large or mini depending on how much we get.
plain Ats-34 micarta handles, no bolsters.
if we dont get enough for 2 of them, ill think of something.

dont stop voting online here, but when i count the votes at home from the contributions thats what will matter. sorry, $ talks.
 
I think he should carry the bowie he was presented last year. It would be good to ward off backstabbers and the media. By the way, how can you win 65-75% of the states and not have the popular vote? If you looked back you would see where the media screwed up on that issue and has pushed that he didn't win the popular vote hoping the mostly blind public wouldn't question thier mistakes. I'm a NRA supporter and happy to see Mr. Clinton and "honest Al" gone. I'll take a chance and say if we can start by fixing the liberal idiots in California and a few other places our kids may actually have some rights.

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How about a pocket carry, Custom Thesaurus?
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Michaele

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IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!!!!!

I was about to agree with this post and send in my bucks, then i figured it out!!!

GW is a Knife Knut right? Well... he obviously came up with a diabolical scheme to score a sweet knife for FREE!!! ,, BECOME PRESIDENT!!!
DAMN I wish I thought of that!!!
He ran for Pres,, said the right things, did the right things, got elected,,,,,, Barely (phew!!!),, then signed on here as memnoch, killing the REAL memnoch, and then of course misspelling the state to throw off suspision,,, Then,, as the plot REALLY sickens,,, starts this thread!,, just to score a knife! THE BRILLIANCE OF IT ALL!!!!!!
How could he keep a straight face during his inaugural speech?
Anyway my hat's off to this man and my two bucks are in, and my vote goes for the commander ( hey he's the freakin COMMANDER in chief) let's just make sure he gets a good one, quality control problems and all..
maybe a custom commander,
or perhaps an off the shelf buck 110,
whichever, he's WORTH it!!!!!!


 
Cat's out of the bag now, I guess.

How could he keep a straight face during the speech? How could he deliver the whole speech without stumbling one one single word? George W can't do either of those things. But, there's one man who can keep a straight face, indeed a rigid body, through anything, Al "woody" Gore. The secret is that the man sworn in yesterday was actually Al disguised as W!

Do you remember that fatefull phone call when Al called to concede but then called back? What did these two men really discuss? Well, it was in these two calls that George Jr. explained to Al his big and evil scheme to get a free knife. That's all he was after, a free knife. The whole campaign, the election, and now the presidency by a huge margin, it all just a scheme to get a free knife, a scheme that had gotten out of control. And now he was stuck with the Oval Office. Who could want it after what Clinton did in there?

So, they came up with this plan: Gore would take the oath disguised as George. Then, after the knife was delivered, they'd reveal that Gore was really the president in a dramatic press conference in which Al would peel off his W! mask (they wear the same cloths already, you know).

But the public would never accept Gore after Bush won by such a large margin. So, they conferenced Jeb in on the call and cooked up a scheme to dimple a bunch of chads and rig the election results so that Bush's victory would be questionable. They even conferenced the Supreme Court in on it so that everything would go according to plan.

But, now that you've figured it out, everyone involved will have to disavow all knowledge and W! will be stuck as president for the next four years.

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Hey Burke, maybe it would be a bad idea to send W a folding knife. You know, the guy's so useless he just might not figure out how to use the knife, and might cut himself. Maybe he can ask his President...I mean Vice-President Dick Cheney for help? You know, teach him how to actually open and close it?

Yeah, on second thought maybe you guys shouldn't send Bush a folder :P

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you people are truly vicious.

im the real memnoch. im notoriously hard to kill as the CIA found out last year in Isra..., oops i forgot i wasn't supposed to day anything about that opperation.

ive had one contributor. if i dont get enough, ill mail the $ back.

play nice kids, and no trolls.
 
How about a sebenza or an umfaan? QC is up there or a Daryl Ralf apogee? though I think a collaboration(?) between Daryl and the defense department might be a little scary....
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by mikemck:
Unless Emerson gets quality control under control, I think sending a Commander would be an insult.
Best to send a SERE 2000......

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Nahh,
A Commander for "The Commander in Chief" , sounds appropriate to me. Hey we all start out with the less expensive ones. He can work his way up to a custom.
 
Gentlemen, President* Bush's estimated net worth is $16.9 million. And you want me to chip in and buy him a pocketknife!?
 
Someone like George W., who will make an outstanding President, deserves a knife that is tough and classy. How about a Microtech LCC? The Commander isn't a bad idea, but the LCC is much more.......presidential.

Of course it would also be cool to get him something that can be engraved.



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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by mnblade:
Gentlemen, President* Bush's estimated net worth is $16.9 million. And you want me to chip in and buy him a pocketknife!?</font>
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My net worth is exactly 1700.72, so if anyone needs a new knife, it would be me..
I'll take a plain edge Chinook or a maybe a Gunting
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Burke:
Frankly, I'm not in favor of ... {yada yada bull****}... and who lost the popular election by half a million votes. ... {more yada yada bull****}....</font>
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Was this in California? Or New York? Because other than that, and the sewage that the liberal media spewed the first day or so, I haven't been able to track down numbers to say that nationwide he lost the popular vote.

Now, I'm not saying that he DIDN'T lose the popular vote (because I really don't care... just as long as CLInton is out, Bush is in, and Gore doesn't have a job). All I'm saying is I haven't been able to substantiate it. So, by all means, show me the numbers.

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Dog does not eat dog. - Juvenal

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<CENTER><font size="24" color="#FF0000">I AM NOW THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, WHAT I REALLY NEED IS A CUSTOM THESAURUS!!!</font></CENTER>

GLAD YOU GUYS ARE NOT FALLING FOR THIS CHEAP TRICK! G.W'S DADDY CAN AFFORD TO BUY HIM HIS OWN KNIVES....

Michaelˇ

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