The thread seems to be digressing, but before it did, there were some useful comments. If the Kershaw Vapor 1640 is indeed $20 at Walmart, that would definitely fit the bill. I do like the Urban Shark as well, the blade looks a little short compared to the body, but it still looks nice.
Before I made this thread, I did not think there was anything out there that would be cheap, fancy looking, AND functional. Most of the knives listed here seem to contain all three elements.
Now let me respond to a few of the off topic replies. First, I do not intend to insult anyone. I'm new here, and I do not want to get flamed immediately/not taken seriously. I do not see how age could be relevant to anything here. Knives is what everyone here is interested in. Some people's ages would possibly make them less credible than others, even though they may possibly be more skilled in knives. In no way am I saying I'm skilled in knives, I'm absolutely new to this. I used those words, because I do understand they won't be taken as seriously. Similarly, the "cheap and sexy/wicked" knife I purchase won't be taken seriously either. Hence the abuse it may get. I do not expect it to withstand abuse at all. Secondly, big breasts are nice, but I'm seeking a knife without them for now.