Sharp n over eager🙄

[WValtakis]

Good thing it wasn’t one of those big cakes with a person inside.

That's why I always gently stab the cake before I chop it with the sword

 

[RyanSean97]

I learned to be very careful opening boxes many years ago at my first job stocking shelves. Nothing worse than slicing through 3 containers of orange juice opening the case.

I ordered a wrench for work. It arrived in the mail I tossed it in the back of my truck. Now normally I carefully slit the seams an open things gentle. But for whatever reason a couple days later I hacked the plain cardboard box open by smashing it open on the edge of the dumpster at work. after all it was just a wrench. You can’t hurt a wrench. The wrench fell out onto the pavement.

The wrench shipped in the plain brown box was actually the Randall model 1 I had ordered 5 years before. Lol. Luckily no harm was done.

Sweet lord I would've shat myself. Just reading that made my stomach turn lol

 

[Billy The Hungry]

Good thing it wasn’t one of those big cakes with a person inside.

Actually laughed out loud in that one.

The icing wasn't red to begin with!

 

[FullMetalJackass]

I open boxes as I'd do a dissection - that's why we keep our knives so sharp for, isn't it?

 

[irsh]

That sucks OP. Work has beat sharps safety into me for the last 20-odd years so I'm pretty careful with edged tools.

 

[elasmonut]

So it seems like Im one of the few thats been that special kind of stoopid lol
Like the times Ive cut my fingers, I feel like I learned from the expereince. Im just glad a few people here got to have a bit of a chuckle at my expense
It wont happen again, I like to keep things fresh, and make new and different mistakes. Ill keep you all up to date on my next exploration of stupidity