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New, ultimate sharpness test:
1. Look at what you want to cut.
2. Start to think about using your knife.
3. Present your knife.
4. If the object hurls itself apart in fear of your edge before you are able to bring the knife to bear, your knife is sharp.
5. If the object disintegrates rather than face your fearsome blade while you're still just thinking about it, then your knife is really sharp.
6. If the object explodes when you look at it, you're probably some kind of mutant.
1. Look at what you want to cut.
2. Start to think about using your knife.
3. Present your knife.
4. If the object hurls itself apart in fear of your edge before you are able to bring the knife to bear, your knife is sharp.
5. If the object disintegrates rather than face your fearsome blade while you're still just thinking about it, then your knife is really sharp.
6. If the object explodes when you look at it, you're probably some kind of mutant.