Shiv. Shiv. Shiv.

[JACKMANDU]

If Taylor Swift is mentioned again in this thread. I’m going to stab something with this Shiv!!!

 

[XtianAus]

If Taylor Swift is mentioned again in this thread. I’m going to stab something with this Shiv!!! View attachment 2781724

What about Saylor Twift? Do you mind her?

 

[JACKMANDU]

Aaaaaaaaagggghhhh!

 

[Richard338]

One more ought to do it...
Swifties for the three-peat!!

 

[JACKMANDU]

One more ought to do it...
Swifties for the three-peat!!

I’m not going back out in the rain again tonight.

 

[bluemax_1]

I’m not going back out in the rain again tonight.

You should tailor the swiftness of your actions, to the egregiousness of the offense

 

[Blues]

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

 

[David Mary]

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

 

[Retired UPS Driver]

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

LMAO

You just have to been in the time zone at that time to appreciate the humor

 

[JACKMANDU]

 

[JACKMANDU]

You should tailor the swiftness of your actions, to the egregiousness of the offense

 

[JACKMANDU]

I regrettably sold my first shiv without stabbing anything. Now this time is going to be different.

 

[Non.Nisi.Te]

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[ironwagon]

I regrettably sold my first shiv without stabbing anything. Now this time is going to be different.

So does that mean you're selling it now that it's stabbed something?

 

[Murphjd25]

Taylor Swift!!!

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

I would like to take a moment to remind everyone, how you choose to use your knife is up to you, however if you choose to stab metal panels just be aware. That is completely covered under warranty.

However, if you then apply lateral pressure and start prying that metal panel. That is also completely covered.

Although, if you then take a hammer and cut that metal panel in half with your shiv while wailing on it with a hammer. That is also covered.

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

If you put a cheater bar on the end of it, use anything with the name "saw", "plasma" or "torch" in it etc, then we might have a problem...

 

[jlauffer]

If you put a cheater bar on the end of it, use anything with the name "saw", "plasma" or "torch" in it etc, then we might have a problem...

You forgot trying to cut lead or spreading chunky peanut butter

 

[darkheldstars]

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I like that peg board. Also noticed the uk mug, very nice! I’m all the way up in northern ky pretty much on the river. Where about are you? We can stab stuff together.

 

[JACKMANDU]

I would like to take a moment to remind everyone, how you choose to use your knife is up to you, however if you choose to stab metal panels just be aware. That is completely covered under warranty.

However, if you then apply lateral pressure and start prying that metal panel. That is also completely covered.

Although, if you then take a hammer and cut that metal panel in half with your shiv while wailing on it with a hammer. That is also covered.

That’s nice to know. I intend to stab lots of things, and abuse this shiv. However I am pretty sure I will never need the warranty. But it is encouraging to know it is there.
Freaking awesome blade!