Shock your wife this Valentines...

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My humor was not appreciated ;) :D

This is one beautiful piece of Self Defense :cool:

This Valentines Day, take her breathe away.................Literally.


EMD WEAPONS:
EMD weapons like the Taser M-18 use a more powerful 18 to 26 Watt electrical signal to completely override the central nervous system and directly control the skeletal muscles. This EMD effect causes an uncontrollable contraction of the muscle tissue, allowing the M-Series to physically debilitate a target regardless of pain tolerance or mental focus.

Automatic Timing:

When the ADVANCED TASER is fired, its Intelligent Electronics System fires the T-Waves for 5 seconds. The number one reported reason for failure in the 1st generation TASER system was that officers would release the trigger switch (which stopped the power on the 1st generation system). Thus, the officer would mistakenly release power too quickly, before the target was immobilized. In the ADVANCED TASER, the unit runs automatically for 5 seconds to eliminate this issue. The operator can turn the unit off at any time by simply switching the safety back to the safe position.

ADVANCED TASER:
EFFECTIVE TAKEDOWN POWER TASER¨ technology is so highly effective because the electrical signal penetrates the nervous system regardless of the placement of the probes. The entire human body is covered by the neural net which the ADVANCED TASER uses to knock out the target. Because the T-Waves can penetrate approximately 2 cumulative inches of clothing, the probes do not have to penetrate the flesh or cause bodily harm to be effective

EFFECTIVENESS ON ANIMALS:
The nervous systems of animals are greatly different than human beings. The ADVANCED TASER is designed to be effective on a human attacker. Accordingly, it will not be as effective at incapacitating an animal as it is on a human being. The ADVANCED TASER should not be used as sole protection from wild, uncontrollable, or attacking animals.

THE SAFETY RECORD
Because the TASER¨ Wave "jams" the communication system of the body, it does not need to cause bodily injury to be effective. It is the nature of the signaling effect within the nervous system that makes it effective. The graph below uses internationally recognized safety guidelines for electrical currents. The safe area is considered safe electrical exposure for 2 year old child or a 75 year old man. Notice the ADVANCED TASER's output is less than 1/100th of a potentially dangerous level.


SPECIFICATIONS
• Effectiveness: In prerelease testing, the unit incapacitated 100% of the 70 test subjects.
• Long Term Effects: None (except for potential eye injuries or injuries related to falling.
• Range: 15 feet.
• Optimum Performance: 7 - 10 ft.
• Backup if probes miss: If 2 launched probes missed, there are 2 stun electrodes on the front of the unit which can be used as a stun gun.
• Automatic Impulse Regulation: Once the probes are launched, unit stays active for 5 seconds to keep target reliably down.
• Thickness of Clothing: Up to 2 inches of cumulative clothing, even leather jackets.
• Recovery Time: Varies by individual -- generally several minutes.
• Battery Low Indicator: Yes.
• Safety: Prevents accidental firing.
• Temperature Range: 20 - 114 Degrees Fahrenheit.
• Battery: AA Energizer¨ alkaline recommended. Can use rechargeable batteries as well, but battery indicator may not function properly with rechargeable batteries.
• Patents: U.S. #5,078,117, 5,771,663. Others pending US and worldwide.
• T-Wave Output: 50 KV Peak 1.76 J per pulse
o M18 and M18L: 10 pulses per second, 18 Watt output
LEGALITY
The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms (ATF) has classified the ADVANCED TASER as a non-firearm because it uses compressed air, rather than an explosive to launch the projectiles. Because the ADVANCED TASER is not a firearm:
• It can be carried for off duty use without a permit. (check state laws)

The ADVANCED TASER restricted from off duty use in the following states: Washington DC, Hawaii, Massachusetts, Michigan, New Jersey, New York, Rhode Island, and Wisconsin.

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$330 Shipped to all states, except the ones stated above. You must know your local laws and are responsible. Must be 18 or older. USPS M.O. ONLY!!!
Sorry, no trades (unless it's a Busse or Lg. Sebenza I can't live without). I'm trying to make it to Blade 05'. Shipped USPS priority.

*The batteries may need to be replaced. No box or video with this. I bought this from a friend. If there's a problem, we can work it out ;)

The trigger is slighlty difficult to pull, not like a firearm.


Here is video of the taser in action. Work safe, just have volume down as subject swears.
 
damn cool...if only it didn't look like a firearm in the x-rays....this would come in handy as a SD item...
 
KnifeAddictAK, I find your humor (if you're ad starts off in jest) a bit on the offensive side. There's nothing funny about spousal abuse ...
 
barcbsa said:
KnifeAddictAK, I find your humor (if you're ad starts off in jest) a bit on the offensive side. There's nothing funny about spousal abuse ...

Technically, this wouldn't be construed as abuse, considering the fact that this leaves no harming effects. But to keep the peace, I will change it. My apologies ;)
 
barcbsa said:
KnifeAddictAK, I find your humor (if you're ad starts off in jest) a bit on the offensive side. There's nothing funny about spousal abuse ...
humor = JOKE, as in...not to be taken to heart. ;)
KAAK, what the heck are you doing with a taser anyhow?
 
Thank you...

"humor = JOKE, as in...not to be taken to heart."
If it was an ad for a club or rope for lynching black people, would you find that funny also? How about a do -it-yourself gas chamber for killing Jews and Poles? Find any humor there???
 
barcbsa said:
Thank you...

"humor = JOKE, as in...not to be taken to heart."
If it was an ad for a club or rope for lynching black people, would you find that funny also? How about a do -it-yourself gas chamber for killing Jews and Poles? Find any humor there???

It was a simple joke. Those who know me, know that I firmly stand AGAINST spousal abuse. The joke was, we all know how wives will kick our butts for buying another knife.

I am not selling a club for racial abuse. I am selling a taser. The joke was the you could prevent your wife from kicking your butt. As for the abuse part? This taser is NONE LETHAL and rarely has any side effects. You never know, but someone may one day use one of these to prevent his wife from attacking, thus preventing police intervention and someone going to jail.

I changed the content and apologized. What more do you want? If it is this big of a deal, I will buy another and sell them as a his and hers matching set. Now the grounds are equal and everyone can laugh at my post :cool:
 
barcbsa said:
Thank you...

"humor = JOKE, as in...not to be taken to heart."
If it was an ad for a club or rope for lynching black people, would you find that funny also? How about a do -it-yourself gas chamber for killing Jews and Poles? Find any humor there???
Taking this to PM as not to further muck up this post...... :rolleyes:
 
barcbsa said:
Thank you...

"humor = JOKE, as in...not to be taken to heart."
If it was an ad for a club or rope for lynching black people, would you find that funny also? How about a do -it-yourself gas chamber for killing Jews and Poles? Find any humor there???

HUH??? :confused: Way over the top! Where did THAT come from??? Obviously struck a nerve here....... :rolleyes:
 
ryanaero said:
HUH??? :confused: Way over the top! Where did THAT come from??? Obviously struck a nerve here....... :rolleyes:

I can understand his complaint. I was a bit "pirate~ish" in my post. Forgot that not all here have the same sense of humor as me. All is well. This taser is really cool though :D
 
KnifeAddictAK,

I'm closing this mess. Feel-free to re-post your for sale item.

Note to all you folks who stomped all-over this post; Such crap will not be tolerated in The Exchange Forums..:mad:.
 
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