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[245Trioxin]

Why aren't there any production Smatchets made anymore? Also, the CAS Banshee (dha/darb) is a great zombie denogginizer.

 

[FortyTwoBlades]

Actually, Atlanta Cutlery/Windlass Steelcrafts makes a decent replica.

 

[WTF]

Here is a good looking smachet.

http://traditionalarcherybows.com/handmade_wolf_fang_smatchet_short_sword_p99.html

 

[FortyTwoBlades]

I like the look of that one! But it IS a smatchet after all.

 

[crimsonfalcon07]

Scorpion makes some pretty decent stuff.

 

[gregorio]

Muela knives of spain makes a production smatchet, several of them in fact.

 

[Flush]

Hahahaha... Alright, all joking aside:

[video=youtube;ve2zP98STjw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve2zP98STjw&feature=fvwrel[/video]
How about the Cold Steel Combat shovel? Get's the job done swiftly and six feet under, both in one tool. I get paid for posting this.
If this ain't what you looking for, I heard of a multipurpose killing tool devised in the mid 40th, compromising a handaxe into a small dagger. I forgot the name and the link though.
Wicked stuff, I tell ya.

 

[FortyTwoBlades]

I love how many people keep bumping this thread without checking the date of the opening post.

 

[crimsonfalcon07]

Well, I admit I read through the whole thread before tossing in my contribution. It's a pretty funny thread though. I love to see it on the top, watching everyone suggest a smatchet when the OP specifically requested no smatchets.

 

[FortyTwoBlades]

Whenever the word "no" gets closer than 5 words away from the word "smatchet" the "no" soils itself and dies.

 

[Flush]

Plead myself guilty for only having read the thread up to page 8 and never noticing that it was from 2007.
I hope user Ultra lives happily with his smatchet and continues doing so.

 

[gregorio]

Does this thread qualify as the oldest alive on the forums? It's like the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[FortyTwoBlades]

It's a standing testament to how awesome smatchets are.

 

[SCOWL13]

arise thread! arise! the power of smatchet compels you!

sorry, i just spent like 3 hours reading this mayhem and had to contribute. i don't even like smatchets, but i'm thinking of buying one just to honor this epic thread. lol

well it's not quite a smatchet but i made the bottom knife a few years ago so maybe it's an omen of some future smatchet hybrid?

 

[Ed Ricketts]

It's a single edged smatchet!

 

[B.Mauser]

He only made it to 10 posts, this guy must have been really happy with his smatchet.

Good job guys! :thumbup:

 

[timcsaw]

The OP's last post was on 10-23-2007 at 09:44 PM.

I strongly suspect that he bought something *less than a Smatchet, and then made the unfortunate mistake of actually going up against a guy at 09:45 PM who DID have a Smatchet.

*need I point out that EVERYTHING is less than a Smatchet?

 

[FortyTwoBlades]

I think he died from the embarrassment of implying that he didn't want a Smatchet! :thumbup:

 

[sweet]

How about a stretched out smatchet? ... Angus Trim made tactical leaf blade sword with some urban digital camo & toxic ultraviolet reactive green laminated handle scales

 

[FortyTwoBlades]

Mmmmmm...Angus Trim goodness right there!