short shortsword

Discussion in 'Sword Discussion' started by Ultra, Sep 20, 2007.

  1. sam eib

    sam eib

    97
    Apr 16, 2017
    I think he should steal a gun.
     
  2. gadunz

    gadunz

    Dec 4, 2012
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  3. Cyo

    Cyo

    217
    Apr 13, 2009
    Funny thing is, OP ended up getting a Smatchet.

    Gogo necromancy!
     
  4. rpn

    rpn Gold Member Gold Member

    Mar 17, 2008
    Possibly my favorite thread ever!
     
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  5. BitingSarcasm

    BitingSarcasm

    Feb 25, 2014
    The only way to stop this thread is with a smatchet through the CPU--preferrably made of silver.
     
  6. Moonw

    Moonw

    Nov 19, 2014
    Emmm...mind = blown. Truly blown.
     
  7. gadunz

    gadunz

    Dec 4, 2012
    Long, Celtic & bronze. I want one in 5160.
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  8. horseclover

    horseclover Basic Member Basic Member

    Nov 21, 2000
    Something made me think of a smatchet.
     
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  9. BitingSarcasm

    BitingSarcasm

    Feb 25, 2014
    If the only tool you have is a hammer, then every problem looks like a nail. But if you have a Smatchet, does anything ever look like a problem?
     
  10. Triton

    Triton Gold Member Gold Member

    Aug 8, 2000
    It's a well known fact that the only knife that Chuck Norris carries is a smatchet.
     
  11. The Zieg

    The Zieg

    Jan 31, 2002
    Smatchet is so badass that it carries Chuck Norris.

    Zieg
     
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  12. The Zieg

    The Zieg

    Jan 31, 2002
    But I still consider this my shortest sword, Roselli leuku.

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    Zieg
     
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  13. mross

    mross

    358
    Nov 10, 2003
    Yes, but it's not a smatchet.
     
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  14. JJHollowman

    JJHollowman Basic Member Basic Member

    Jul 16, 2016
    Seriously? LOL
     
  15. rpn

    rpn Gold Member Gold Member

    Mar 17, 2008
    :)

    Seeing this thread again makes me happy
     
  16. horseclover

    horseclover Basic Member Basic Member

    Nov 21, 2000
    My shortest sword an 1833 dated Ames US m1832 foot artillery sword with Huse Newburyport markings
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  17. Unicorn161

    Unicorn161

    98
    May 20, 2008
    When I first saw this thread long ago I kept wondering how a 27 CM smatchet wasn't good enough. That the 30 cm minimum blade length was such a hard rule. I have to wonder if he ever realized that 3 to 8 CM (1 to about 3 inches) is not all that much of a difference.
     
  18. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall

    152
    Jun 23, 2000

    The Applegate-Fairbairn Combat Smatchet is the answer.
     
  19. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall

    152
    Jun 23, 2000
    That's what she said.
     
  20. mross

    mross

    358
    Nov 10, 2003
    Ohhhh Nooo Mr. Bill the zombie Smatchet rises again.
     

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