Should I open the package?

[Pygmalion]

But alas! The rotund prima donna has belted out her final aria, all of our canine companions are back in their cages, and the campfire is smoldering, having been doused with urine. Camp is broken and the only thing left to do is to cry. Yes, the package has been opened. That magnificent clam pack has been breached, spilling its lovely contents out to the world for all to enjoy.
In other words - At last, the fat lady sang, call the dogs and piss on the fire - it's time to break camp. It's all over but the crying. I ripped that bad boy open and played with the knife!

 

[Jamo]

You sound like a mongrel Australian like me .
But you should know that Wombats eats roots and leaves . Baby Wombat .

Here's a big Daddy Wombat that they don't show the tourists.

These Marsupial Kittens gobble them up though .

 

[Pygmalion]

You sound like a mongrel Australian like me

Jamo - Yeah, I'm nothing more than an educated flatland hillbilly. I just like to have fun, especially in doing the things that I do for fun, like knife collecting. If I want to do something that isn't fun, I can always go to work, or call my ex-wife.

 

[Jamo]

Sounds like you've got it sorted mate . You must have heaps of fun over there with all those knives up for sale . If UL and I were over there we'd have shopping trolleys full of knives and nowhere to live .
If I get carried away collecting I restrain myself and buy some instead . Then after that to settle down on the buying i'll just bid on some instead .
Sounds familar like when I was a kid, i'd collect horse shit sell it buy horse feed then collect horse shit . Vicious circle my friend .
I'm glad I've got it sorted out .
You don't know how much I would like to have that beer with you ,UL and Larry .
I stay on the property sometimes for months without going out .
I'm lucky this puter doesn't give a accent or i'd fit right in over there .
Hey can we invite Codge as well?
I'm glad you piss on the camp fire over there as well . But those big camp fires Its a joint effort or you have to drink a Cartoon .