Sick As A Dog!!!

I've spoken to a 'Doctor' friend of mine, he said 50ml of whiskey taken orally twice an hour for three days should cure you.

If not you'll be too drunk to feel or remember anything.:thumbup:
 
chickenplucker said:
When sick as a dog I always try dog medicine!!!!!!!
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Grass??
 
Last Visible Canary said:
a serious side note for a moment - drinking+sickness isn't really a good idea. making your kidneys and liver work overtime when your body is extremely pre-occupied with fighting an infection or a virus is kinda like victorian era bloodletting - all it's gonna do is keep you sick longer, or make it worse.

given the whole swine flu PANDEMIC
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
(:p)
it's worth taking the extra precaution.
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This is good advice.

I usually bombard myself with Vitamin C at the first sign of illness, boost the old immune system.
 
Drink something healthy. I recommend Tequila.

Good time to build up antibodies to Swine Flu, they say when it comes back in the fall it'll be with a vengence.
 
See, Boss. I told you that nasty scotch would get you down! Or was it the @&#$% Lite?

If you'd switch to vodka and tequila , this wouldn't have happened.

Get well soon, Brother.

God bless
 
Are Amy and Garth selling anything while you're out? :D

Hope you get to feeling better soon Bossman :thumbup: and sorry I missed you in ATL:thumbup:
 
Well, as your own private duty nurse, I strongly suggest that you rest and not get any worse! ;) I had this last month and refused to stop until it became pneumonia...and, my friends, that will stop you! :barf:

Get Well Soon, Bossman!
 
Boss man....SLEEP and Drink more JWB:thumbup::thumbup:

We got your back:D:D

Kisses,
Amy-0
 
Hey Boss get better soon. I'll drink more for you tonight and we'll see if that works!;):thumbup:
 
Someone mentioned 50ml of booze , twice a day,,,,,,,,,,,, hell , when yer sick ya need at least a Fifth, twice a day ,,,, or more , depending on symptons,,,,,,, if the symptons don't go away with the suggested dose,,,,, INCREASE THE DOSE !!!!!!!!!!!! :D Just keep drinkin,,,,,you'll feel better eventually:thumbup::thumbup:
 
A halo of prayers and clouds of smoke sent to make sure you didnt run out of anything that would make you feel bad;)

Get well soon Boss,or they might give away the store!

Have a drink...it's always worked before:D
 
Take care and get better real soon, Jerry!!

Your expertise is much needed at the shop!!

Big Hugs from Indiana!!
 
Spicy food helps flush that crap out of your system!!

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Followed by an icy cold one!!

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