Jerry Busse
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It was a bit foggy the other day and I was cutting firewood on the back forty behind the shop. . . . Suddenly, I heard a loud crashing sound coming from behind me. When I turned, I saw enormous trees falling like bottles of scotch after a HOG induction dinner!!!
. . . . At first I thought "Tornado!!!!". . . . then I thought "Hurricane!!!". . . and then I saw the mushroom cloud and knew that I had been followed!!!! 
Killa Zilla had trailed me and was looking for some revenge for having been locked in the shop when so many dead standing oak trees were spoiling for a fight!. . . . . They were taunting the "Zilla" like sirens in the haze. . . . . "Killa Zilla? . . .. Killa Zilla? . . . .Where are you Killa Zilla?. . . . Are you afraid to come out and play-eeee-yay?"
Before I could take cover, I was buried in woodchips and tree sap!!!!. . . .
. . . The sirens had been silenced. . . . my scotch had been spilled. . . and my cigar looked like a quarter stick had been hidden in the middle!!! :grumpy:. . .
Oh sure, I was glad to be alive, but I was also confused as to why there had to be such a senseless spilling of scotch???
. . . That's the worst kind of alcohol abuse!!!!!
I snapped this pic of the "Killa Zilla" as it flew by in the fog!!!!
. . . :thumbup:
YOWZA!!!!!. . . . . .
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It was a bit foggy the other day and I was cutting firewood on the back forty behind the shop. . . . Suddenly, I heard a loud crashing sound coming from behind me. When I turned, I saw enormous trees falling like bottles of scotch after a HOG induction dinner!!!
Killa Zilla had trailed me and was looking for some revenge for having been locked in the shop when so many dead standing oak trees were spoiling for a fight!. . . . . They were taunting the "Zilla" like sirens in the haze. . . . . "Killa Zilla? . . .. Killa Zilla? . . . .Where are you Killa Zilla?. . . . Are you afraid to come out and play-eeee-yay?"
Before I could take cover, I was buried in woodchips and tree sap!!!!. . . .
Oh sure, I was glad to be alive, but I was also confused as to why there had to be such a senseless spilling of scotch???
I snapped this pic of the "Killa Zilla" as it flew by in the fog!!!!
YOWZA!!!!!. . . . . .
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