Sign of the Apocalypse

I've been giving my wife knives for years, but the other day after using my multitool asked why I never got her one. Now she gets to pick any one she likes.
 
My mom was over my place last weekend and saw my HEST.
First reaction? "I really like that knife for some reason. Could you get me one of those for my birthday?"

WHAT?
My mother, who gave me so much grief about buying knives in college instead of eating well? My mother, the one who was always concerned when the UPS guy would show up with XYZ firearm component/blade/combat accessory/hiking kit?
And she wants a knife?
Well, needless to say, she'll get it.
Doesn't mean I'm not retreating to my bunker post-haste!
 
When I scored a Scrap Yard SS5 I made the mistake of letting the wife handle it. She immediately claimed it as hers. :( So I have to be careful not to let her get around my IZULA now. :D
 
I really like the Lite Machete. My only issue with it, the handle is a bit fat. I love the Junglas and the 5 handle thickness. So, my LM has seen some 100 grit sandpaper. I wanted some contour for the pinch grip. That 18" blade moves fast out at the tip. It's pretty amazing.
 
Aaarggg you guys are lucky!!

My girlfriend came home a few month ago from work.
Then she put out a BIG !!! kitchen knife out of her bag, wrapped in Newspaper :eek:

I ask her what she did with this knife. She told me that she wanted to eat an apple at work.......

:confused: The house is full with folding knifes and she took her kitchen knife


The next time she took the carbon Opinel and told me that the apple smell like iron. ;) (Which is true) Now knifes arent anymore interesting for her :confused:
 
This is a funny thread. Mt mom called me out of the blue a couple of weeks ago. She told me this spring she wants me to teach her how to fish, clean, and cook them, set traps, build fires with a bow and drill, track, and this fall how to skin and process animals after they have been harvested. I told her that I would do the fall stuff when I come home on leave from Afghanistan. My mom hates eating fish! She told me she better learn how to do it now before she needs the skills. She even wants to learn to set trotlines and limb lines. All of this stuff has always been a father son thing and mom stayed at camp or at home.


mlrs
 
Y'all shouldn't hold your breath waiting for the Second Coming - I just got a ration of you-know-what from SWMBO for getting a drop-in LED for my mini Maglite (good thing I intercepted the khukuri before she got home).
 
wintermute said:
Y'all shouldn't hold your breath waiting for the Second Coming - I just got a ration of you-know-what from SWMBO for getting a drop-in LED for my mini Maglite (good thing I intercepted the khukuri before she got home).
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Now you have to hope she doesn't find it and ask about it.:D


mlrs
 
Horn Dog said:
Could be. I never read it. I just check out the cleavage on the cover at the supermarket checkout.
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Cleavage must be admired :) but can be used as a trap..... to suck you into the void,once you remove the bra and the cleavage is freed and the beuaty that once was , hits her hips is it to late to run :eek: :D
that is a sign things are not as they should be ;)
 
It's always a good idea to get them (the women) on board as soon as possible......IF possible. It seems ,though, that when you give them their own steel for a particular use, everything tends to work out. I remember giving my wife a smaller machete for use on her various plantings and she was soon chopping the hell out of everything! She was then..............ONBOARD!!:thumbup:
 
Read this thread yesterday. Laughed it off as good fun.

Tonight, I'm cleaning up a couple of rifles to take in and trade on a M1A I have on lay-a-way. She asks what I'm doing. I tell her I don't want to wait for the M1A so I'm going to swap a few. She asks me how much it is and says she'll write me a check.

27 years of marriage never seen this before. Now I'm nervous.
 
Tell me about being weirded out about this stuff - after the machete incident, then last night I am cleaning up the shotguns we shot this weekend, and she asks me about the 16g Browning A5- "that's a semi-auto, like mine, right?" Yeah like her 20g Mossberg. Soooo, I ask her why she is interested, and she comes out with "Why don't WE have a 12g semi-auto?" HUH? Wouldn't that be the best for you to shoot zombies with? (she is obsessed with zombies) Ok, so maybe that Beretta 12g is in my future... she tells me to make sure I get a good deal - "and make sure you get plenty of bullets!" Only told her 10 times shotguns don't shoots bullets, and I have about 500 shells at home, but whatever she wants, she'll get!:thumbup:
 
My wife told me a week or two back that she is finally ready to start carrying her own gun.
When taxes came in, I was making a quick run to a local fun store for a couple things and she wanted to come along.

The stuff I was looking for wasn't available, but we came home with a brand new Kel-Tec PF-9 (her choice), spare mags and ammo for her!

I'm working on a holster, now.
 
Just so everyone doesn't jump the gun and start ordering every esee they don't own. This isn't happening to all women across the world . My 0551 came today and I got denied sex tonight , very pissed.
 
This happened to me a while back. I put a lift on my jeep and my wife took one look at it and said "you need bigger tires". I almost shat myself. Went out the next day and got bigger tires put on and she said "that looks great." Felt sure the world was coming to an end.

Whitty
 
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