Skunk junk puts me into the DogHouse!!!

mymindisamob said:
sixstrings101 has got it right with the markers. But, if this doesn't work to your wifes satisfaction, email me. I've made a living with woodworking a good portion of my life and I am a furnituremaker as well, so I may be able to help if the initial idea doesn't pan out.
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Ok, steelnut, here's the plan: Fly MMIAB in to Cleveland tomorrow, he'll fix the desk, and then on Sunday we'll go down to Canton for Ed and Joe's Chop-Off. Bring the dog. :D
 
resinguy said:
Ok, steelnut, here's the plan: Fly MMIAB in to Cleveland tomorrow, he'll fix the desk, and then on Sunday we'll go down to Canton for Ed and Joe's Chop-Off. Bring the dog. :D
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:D
 
resinguy said:
Ok, steelnut, here's the plan: Fly MMIAB in to Cleveland tomorrow, he'll fix the desk, and then on Sunday we'll go down to Canton for Ed and Joe's Chop-Off. Bring the dog. :D
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That sounds like a PLAN!:D:D

OR, maybe I could just tell her Ed did it?:p
 
Ouch! Hopefully everything pans out for you. The touchup pens work pretty well as I use them all the time to touch up cabinets. However, those were only for small touchup jobs that I had to do. The key is finding the right color to match. I can't really tell if there was a coat of shellac or polyurethane. If the surface is glossy then you may want to pick up a can of that stuff as well to match with the rest of the area.
 
I'm sorry, but that is just too funny.
And I mean that in a Hogish type of way...

Sorry for your wife and the grief it caused, but in a Busse Hog way...
"That is Cool as Ship"

I have one of those lil Bastards around here some where...Hope it's not on the dresser of the Mahogany bedroom set......BRB...gotta go...
 
1whobuys said:
I'm sorry, but that is just too funny.
And I mean that in a Hogish type of way...

Sorry for your wife and the grief it caused, but in a Busse Hog way...
"That is Cool as Ship"

I have one of those lil Bastards around here some where...Hope it's not on the dresser of the Mahogany bedroom set......BRB...gotta go...
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Have you checked your INFI? :eek:
 
resinguy said:
Yep, all those wiggly plastic things are filled with evil chemicals called "phthalate plasticisers" that will melt plastic, dissolve varnish, and shrivel your testes. That's why they have been banned in San Francisco.
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Now he tells you... :rolleyes: :D
 
if the pens don't match, sand top with fine sand paper. restain. apply sealant. consume vast amounts of beverages (wiskey, beer, wine, etc...) of your choice through out session. 1-2 day event. you'll be a hero after! (reward yourself with infi purchases!)
 
I think you should have it professionally re-finished and send the bill to Skunk!!! :D
 
randucci said:
I think you should have it professionally re-finished and send the bill to Skunk!!! :D
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Better yet. . . Have Grinducci do his magic and she'll never recognize it as the same piece of furniture! Then, you can just tell her that you traded for a pile of abstract wooden art called "Termite Transvestites Gone Wild" by Picassoducci . . . .

. . . Or, I suppose you could just fess up and tell her that you have already been on the phone with the National Enquirer and they're sending out a UFO forensics team to investigate what appears to be definitive proof of aliens who have visited our planet. . . a near perfect, slightly radioactive, image left behind by a "little green" :eek: ! ! ! . . . . Tell her that it could be worth up to $10,000.00 in reward money if it pans out . . . A few months later you can sell it on ebay with the same story and net enough for a new piece of furniture and some new INFI. . . . . :thumbup:

You know, sometimes, it's like I'm a genius. . . only completely different!!! :eek:

Good luck my friend!. . . Your pain will be felt by all who visit these boards. . . and every morning, for the next couple of weeks, we will all start our day with a simple glance in the mirror and a silent "thank heavens" that we are not you!!!!! :eek: :D

If there is anything that I can do to help. . . just forget it! . . . I'm not going anywhere near this justifiable homicide! :eek:



Jerry :D
 
Jerry Busse said:
Better yet. . . Have Grinducci do his magic and she'll never recognize it as the same piece of furniture! Then, you can just tell her that you traded for a pile of abstract wooden art called "Termite Transvestites Gone Wild" by Picassoducci . . . .

. . . Or, I suppose you could just fess up and tell her that you have already been on the phone with the National Enquirer and they're sending out a UFO forensics team to investigate what appears to be definitive proof of aliens who have visited our planet. . . a near perfect, slightly radioactive, image left behind by a "little green" :eek: ! ! ! . . . . Tell her that it could be worth up to $10,000.00 in reward money if it pans out . . . A few months later you can sell it on ebay with the same story and net enough for a new piece of furniture and some new INFI. . . . . :thumbup:

You know, sometimes, it's like I'm a genius. . . only completely different!!! :eek:

Good luck my friend!. . . Your pain will be felt by all who visit these boards. . . and every morning, for the next couple of weeks, we will all start our day with a simple glance in the mirror and a silent "thank heavens" that we are not you!!!!! :eek: :D

If there is anything that I can do to help. . . just forget it! . . . I'm not going anywhere near this justifiable homicide! :eek:



Jerry :D
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You are truly a giver Boss!:D;)
 
Thanks for the help Jerry:thumbup::thumbup:
To bad it doesn't look like the Virgin Mary on a grilled cheese sandwich:cool:
 
ok, so here is what I would do. I would put that little bugger all over the rest of the cabinet/dresser and make more patterns and tell her you were tryng out a new design scheme. If nothing else, she may applaud your ingenuity as she swings the bat over your head.

I have done to many dumb things so don't feel bad. My wife has gotten mad at me so many times because of Busse knives that it is common lace now. I have broek lights, nice ceramic plant pots and crap like that. It was not really a big deal to me, but she wasn't to happy about it.
 
My heart goes out to you.

Seems like you'll need at least a new belt sander, palm sander, orbital sander, and maybe a planer... all of them worth the expense as you'll use them many times in the future (that's my usual story). Then something to store them in, where you'll promptly put them without really using them other than perhaps turning them on to make some noise in the workroom. Meanwhile, you can follow all of the wonderful advice above to actually fix the stain.

:)
 
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