Sliced a fly in half in mid-air

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mike_mck2

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I sliced a fly in half, in mid-air, with my Spyderco Military.

Oh yes, mostly luck of course, but he was in two pieces on the ground.

Sharpened the Military with the Sharpmaker, and stropped it on a leather strop loaded with compound.
 
I'll bet it happened so fast that his head was still trying to tell his ass what to do as he went his "separate" ways. :thumbup:
 
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I'll believe it when I see it.
 
I'm not sure a picture would do it for me. It wouldn't be too hard to catch a fly and cut it in half with a razor blade, would it?

I'd need to see video (which would be very difficult to pull off), or see it in person.
 
I was waiting in line at the bank to deposit my check today. All of the sudden I hear the sound of people running and a woman screams. These 4 guys armed with AK47s, M16s, M203s, and level IIIA body armor yell "EVERYBODY GET DOWN!".

They go up to the teller and threaten to waste everyone in the place if the vault isn't promptly emptied. I pull my first California-legal sawblade balisong from my waste band and throw it in to the back of the nearest bad guy from the prone position. I stand up and reach the next guy before any of them had a chance to notice. I break his neck in a fraction of a second.

The other two guys hear the neck snapping and turn their guns on me. I use the dead guy as a shield. Bullets are flying everywhere and people are screaming while I'm narrowly avoiding the lead.

Both of them empty their magazines at almost the same time. I drop the body and I whip out my next knife from my waistband, a Covert Deanimator 2000 and throw it into the eye socket of one of them from 25 feet away. The blood spray was adequately controlled while the last remaining bad guy pissed his pants.

He turns and starts running. I run a few yards before I take off into the air in a jump kick. I soar 15 feet until my foot hits his spine, instantly breaking it.


I ended up getting my check cashed and got a personal thanks from the mayor and the chief of police. I said that it was no big deal, I'm not a hero. Mike_mck2 is the real hero for training me.
 
Ryan8 said:
I was waiting in line at the bank to deposit my check today. All of the sudden I hear the sound of people running and a woman screams. These 4 guys armed with AK47s, M16s, M203s, and level IIIA body armor yell "EVERYBODY GET DOWN!".

They go up to the teller and threaten to waste everyone in the place if the vault isn't promptly emptied. I pull my first California-legal sawblade balisong from my waste band and throw it in to the back of the nearest bad guy from the prone position. I stand up and reach the next guy before any of them had a chance to notice. I break his neck in a fraction of a second.

The other two guys hear the neck snapping and turn their guns on me. I use the dead guy as a shield. Bullets are flying everywhere and people are screaming while I'm narrowly avoiding the lead.

Both of them empty their magazines at almost the same time. I drop the body and I whip out my next knife from my waistband, a Covert Deanimator 2000 and throw it into the eye socket of one of them from 25 feet away. The blood spray was adequately controlled while the last remaining bad guy pissed his pants.

He turns and starts running. I run a few yards before I take off into the air in a jump kick. I soar 15 feet until my foot hits his spine, instantly breaking it.


I ended up getting my check cashed and got a personal thanks from the mayor and the chief of police. I said that it was no big deal, I'm not a hero. Mike_mck2 is the real hero for training me.
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Pictures! :D



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mike_mck2's reputation is such that I, too, would require pictures witnessed by reputable members.

He's just trollin' some more.

Phil
 
Ryan8 said:
I was waiting in line at the bank to deposit my check today. All of the sudden I hear the sound of people running and a woman screams. These 4 guys armed with AK47s, M16s, M203s, and level IIIA body armor yell "EVERYBODY GET DOWN!".

They go up to the teller and threaten to waste everyone in the place if the vault isn't promptly emptied. I pull my first California-legal sawblade balisong from my waste band and throw it in to the back of the nearest bad guy from the prone position. I stand up and reach the next guy before any of them had a chance to notice. I break his neck in a fraction of a second.

The other two guys hear the neck snapping and turn their guns on me. I use the dead guy as a shield. Bullets are flying everywhere and people are screaming while I'm narrowly avoiding the lead.

Both of them empty their magazines at almost the same time. I drop the body and I whip out my next knife from my waistband, a Covert Deanimator 2000 and throw it into the eye socket of one of them from 25 feet away. The blood spray was adequately controlled while the last remaining bad guy pissed his pants.

He turns and starts running. I run a few yards before I take off into the air in a jump kick. I soar 15 feet until my foot hits his spine, instantly breaking it.


I ended up getting my check cashed and got a personal thanks from the mayor and the chief of police. I said that it was no big deal, I'm not a hero. Mike_mck2 is the real hero for training me.
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I know you're lying because that was really me.
 
I did this once with a mosquito hawk and my SOG Government Agent. Of course I had been swinging for several minutes before I finally hit it. On the ground in pieces.
 
I doubt there is much you can post on an internet forum that some witless net git cannot try to turn into something else. phucktards like ryan8 and hatch are two prime exmaples of the type.

Listen up you two morons, it was not impressive, it was funny. Get it? It was complete luck, and the only thing that was impressive was the sharpness of the blade itself. That's it!

You two should really STFU and quit trying to turn this topic into something that it's not.

I don't sit around trying to slice flies out of the air, and only happened to be doing it because the door & windows were open due to a comparatively low temp in Texas today.

If I was gonna make something up I could come up with something at least impressive and more imaginative than slicing a fly.


It's just funny that it happened, that's it.
 
mikemck said:
My posts are purposefully controversial because I like to read opinions that differ from my own. There's nothing to be learned from reading a bunch of "your so right" or "me too" or any of that other nonsense, and I am not posting so people can validate my opinions for me.
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