Sliced a fly in half in mid-air

Unfortunately, I do get annoyed at times. Ignorance is just annoying, and boring as well.

Obviously for some a controversial topic is one where they don't know what opinion to have because the topic has not been covered over & over again, so they are completley at a loss.

This thread is not controversial, and it's not an opinion. In fact, it was really not even worth giving much thought to. Either you believe it or you don't, and it really does not matter which it is. It's far from unbelievable, and I'm sure someone with real skill could easily do it. I was just lucky, and since I found it to be a bit funny, I posted it here.

I obviously can't post a video of it, as I have no intention of sitting about trying to do it again. It was just a spur of the moment thing, that sometimes happens when you just do something without thinking about it.

If you think I'm trolling, by all means, report me, but STFU in the meantime because your just boring, and the owner of this forum has asked you nicely to do the exact same thing. That should be more than enough for anyone who is supposedly interested in having a nice productive forum/thread.
 
BladeGoblin said:
Normally I would be with you guys on this, but I have witnessed first hand my girlfriend doing this exact same thing with a large boning knife, she cut it clean in half while it was in the air, could she do it again? Probably not. It's just one of those fluke things.
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I am repeating what I said earlier in the post because I think a lot of people just skim through. Mike just chill out bro, no need to get so upset. These guys are just having some fun, learn to laugh more and don't take things so seriously.
We are here to have fun and discuss are knife passion, try poking a little fun back at them without the language, you might enjoy your stay here and make a friend or two.
 
I'm not upset much at all, just annoyed.

However, if the extent of someone's post is to call me a troll, it's gets on my nerves. Especially with a thread like this one.
It's not real or imagined trolls that create all the crap on forums, it's the gits that go around spotting trolls that create the problems, and it gets old quick.

I don't mind someone not believing what I posted. It's the internet after all, although again, it's just not really unbelievable. Someone with a bit of skill could regularly do it, I'm sure.
 
I think that you've done a great thing, mike_mck2. One less fly around, and that's good riddance as far as I'm concerned. The thing about accidentally/intentionally slicing a fly from stem to stern is that even if you actively tried doing it, a hundred or a thousand more times, you probably couldn't do it again.

The same thing, kinda, happened to me one time. At the beginning of the summer, just about the time I started my air conditioner, I noticed that there was a fly buzzing my computer room. It wasn't flying as fast as one thinks a fly flies, probably because the temperature in my place was getting less-than-optimal for flies. Anyway, I was sitting at my computer, taking a brief break from cooking, reading something online, with my cooking fork kindof loosely held in my right hand, upon which I was resting my jaw. Out of the corner of my right eye, I saw that bumbling fly flying over my right shoulder, forwards.

I totally disregarded the fact that I was holding the fork that I'd been using to stir my dinner, and I took a swipe at that slower-than-normal fly, instinctually...and nothing sounded better than the *crunch* that fly made, suddenly accelerated to about twenty times faster than it had been flying, as it smacked into the wall that I face.

For us "normal" people, these lightning-like ninja moves only happen by extreme luck. Don't try duplicating it just for making a video. You, like me, will likely never again kill a fly in the same amazing way.

If they don't believe us, they're just jealous! ;)

GeoThorn
 
Ryan8 said:
I was waiting in line at the bank to deposit my check today. All of the sudden I hear the sound of people running and a woman screams. These 4 guys armed with AK47s, M16s, M203s, and level IIIA body armor yell "EVERYBODY GET DOWN!".

They go up to the teller and threaten to waste everyone in the place if the vault isn't promptly emptied. I pull my first California-legal sawblade balisong from my waste band and throw it in to the back of the nearest bad guy from the prone position. I stand up and reach the next guy before any of them had a chance to notice. I break his neck in a fraction of a second.

The other two guys hear the neck snapping and turn their guns on me. I use the dead guy as a shield. Bullets are flying everywhere and people are screaming while I'm narrowly avoiding the lead.

Both of them empty their magazines at almost the same time. I drop the body and I whip out my next knife from my waistband, a Covert Deanimator 2000 and throw it into the eye socket of one of them from 25 feet away. The blood spray was adequately controlled while the last remaining bad guy pissed his pants.

He turns and starts running. I run a few yards before I take off into the air in a jump kick. I soar 15 feet until my foot hits his spine, instantly breaking it.


I ended up getting my check cashed and got a personal thanks from the mayor and the chief of police. I said that it was no big deal, I'm not a hero. Mike_mck2 is the real hero for training me.
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LMAO!!!

Nice job! :thumbup: :D
 
Good for you, Mike. The fly is our enemy. Not only do they buzz annoyingly, but they spread disease big-time. Seriously. They are responsible for many human diseases. They walk on, and feed on, repulsive matter; then walk on, and feed on, our food and our bodies. Slice 'em all in half, I say!

Anyway, good hit, Mike. And, I believe you.

This reminds me of the other day, when I was eating my supper out on my deck, and suddenly a wasp zoomed in to my face! I have a problem with controlling my automatic cobra-like reflexes, and, without thinking, I swatted at the beast....the dinner knife in my hand narrowly missing my face!
Be careful with them blades, bladesters!
 
mike_mck2 said:
Unfortunately, I do get annoyed at times. Ignorance is just annoying, and boring as well.

Obviously for some a controversial topic is one where they don't know what opinion to have because the topic has not been covered over & over again, so they are completley at a loss.

This thread is not controversial, and it's not an opinion. In fact, it was really not even worth giving much thought to. Either you believe it or you don't, and it really does not matter which it is. It's far from unbelievable, and I'm sure someone with real skill could easily do it. I was just lucky, and since I found it to be a bit funny, I posted it here.

I obviously can't post a video of it, as I have no intention of sitting about trying to do it again. It was just a spur of the moment thing, that sometimes happens when you just do something without thinking about it.

If you think I'm trolling, by all means, report me, but STFU in the meantime because your just boring, and the owner of this forum has asked you nicely to do the exact same thing. That should be more than enough for anyone who is supposedly interested in having a nice productive forum/thread.
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You Fail at life.
 
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