Smashed car... AGAIN.

Steely gunz I had the same problem, when you post a quote the closing tag is missing the '/' Do you wanna report it?
 
Ad Astra - *Brilliant* <snicker>"No, Dave, No!"[/snicker]

Shann - In that case, we use the det cord on the Honda. Hondas are better behaved in Ohio too.
 
munk said:
Dave,

I know well the frustration and sense of powerlessness these things bring. You gotta forgive yourself and figure you really are a human, not a device.



munk
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i'm trying Munk. Great words, but i've always been hard on myself.

trying and living.
 
Nasty said:
Dave - If you like I can get you a litttle bit of det cord. Not enough to take out the pillar, but enough to get it's attention, let it know you're not going to take this harassment any more, and perhaps round off the corners a bit so you have more of a chance to miss it. Our concrete is better behaved in Ohio.
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i'm gonna take a picture of that pillar, and maybe make it into an animated gif.

maybe with some demonic eyes or something.
 
Ad Astra said:
Lucky you didn't do a "Princess Diana". Sometimes you don't get a second chance at all, much less to nail that same cursed pillar. I'm with Nasty. Take it out with some det cord. If you can't do that, pay some really creative street gangstas to spray paint something really meaningful on it.

Some ideas:
• Clown Face O'Death
• A "No, Dave, No!" warning sign
• Non-reflective black coating so OTHER people can hit it, too
• Buddhist mandala so others can focus and meditate right before they hit it

Finally, MOVE. Canada rocks, best beer, friendly folk, pretty girls, but that 40% to gov thing isn't where it's at.

Also, the car may need to have "eyes" painted on the front of it. In some cultures, people wouldn't get on a plane because they believed it couldn't "see". Even if YOU don't believe this, it's possible your car does.

Good luck.

AA
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YOu guys are the best. thanks. cannot express the gratitude!!!!

:D :D :D
whew... another 14 hr day. but i got the job at home depot!!!!

yeee haaaaw!!
 
Way to go Dave!!! Maybe that concrete pillar was all part of a karmic lesson...try, try again.
 
What is Home Depot's policy on employee discounts for pillar-removing products?
 
"There is no problem, so large and so insurmountable, that it cannot be solved with a judicious amount of high explosive."

No sure who said this, but I read it in one of my "WAR MONGER" magazines :D

I used to really like Canada, but John Candy and "Canadian Bacon" showed me the reality of our northern neighbor. I mean really, they may talk and look alot like us, but just when was the last time you went out and had "Canadian" for dinner? Not to mention not having "Canadian take out"!

C'mon, Dave, what's the real "political reason" you want to move the USA? Maybe subversive activity for the French speaking part of your population..? Or possibly steal our "car culture" for import into the Yukon area? :D
 
Dave...take it from me...park outside the evening of the 19th.
 
Best suggestion:

"NO, DAVE, NO!!!"


among a gaggle of great suggestions.


and, We will require a photo for our files.


Nice work on the work.
 
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