Snarkin' in the USA.....

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In a few months, or maybe longer lmao, I will have my first real 1 of a kind custom knife!

Shiny with bone handles.... I have already said too much lmao
 
A man way up north up in the western UP woke up one morning to find a bear on his roof. He looked in the Yellow Pages, and sure enough, there was an ad for "UP North Bear Removers."

He called the number listed and the bear remover said he'd be over within an hour. The bear remover arrived, and got out of his van. He had a ladder, a baseball bat, a 12-gauge shotgun, and a mean looking, heavily scarred old pit bull.

"What are you going to do?" the homeowner asked.

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there, and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles, and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."

He then handed the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" the homeowner asked.

"If the bear knocks me off the roof, you shoot the dog."
 
drinking my bosses Macallan out of a mason jar. sweet.
 
worldwood said:
Im not a computer or IT guy so please explain whats up with IE10 and can i fix it so yall aint laughing at me lmao :)
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basically, it's IE. it's pure evil. don't use it. it's a nightmare to support, and we developers everywhere wish it would go away :D

what to use? Chrome or FireFox. basically.
 
worldwood said:
Been on chrome since yesterday, I like it.
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excellent. now remove all traces of the E logo, icon, and such so you never run it by mistake :D

it's a shame you can't just DELETE it, but M$ won't let you.
 
I tried Chrome once, can't say I cared for it. I've been using Firefox for years, so perhaps I'm just too used to it.
 
Daggit I guess my 3000th post didnt make it to my 1 year anniversary...

I wanted them to line up together lmao....
 
I have a Bark River Canadian Special listed in the exchange right now, will discount an extra $10 for any Beckerhead.

See link below in my sig.
 
Thanks bro!

Oh god im so tired of searching for something to watch- i did a random blind folded pick on netflix and now im watching drop dead diva lmao

Someone please recommend me a good movie... between 5-10 years old... Too new chances are i have seen it, too old chances are i wont want to see it lmao...

Action, thriller, or comedy, but not a western i have done a few of those in the last 2 days....preferably on netflix, but i can normally find almost any movie online.
 
So I need to use something other than Internet Explorer? This computer stuffs hard.
 
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