Well, I was trying to be a little funny. As in you guys were going to confirm that one of those had my name on it considering no one else has commented about them. But, obviously it didn't work. Proof that when my wife says don't quit your day job after I tell one of my jokes, I should believe her.
Anyway, I'm sure no one has said anything about them as to not bring too much attention to their awesomeness!