>> turn it edge up, then zzziiiiip their thumb down the edge
I sell knives that people actually use out at flee markets. I really have only had three people get cut, but they are all stories to remember. The first was when they kept asking for a double bladed butterfly, so I finally ordered in a Frost. The guy who bought it, cut himself three times, and kept wraping napkins around his hand all the time he was telling me he knew how to handle that knife. That was the first and last time I ordered one of those in. The second guy was on blood thinner and really it was just a scratch, but it would not stop. Then the third time, they had left and came back wanting me to pay the emergency room bill for the stitches. Meanwhile I don't know how many times a day, I have to tell someone to run the blade sideways, so they only lose a few dead skin cells. If you want to see sharp though, check out the new Kershaw lever action knife. A doctor could operate with that one. Good thread, thanks for the chuckles.